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Author Topic: Our Salvation: It Is Written  (Read 259504 times)

penguinofhonor

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #390 on: January 17, 2016, 10:27:38 am »
I thank the woman for her hospitality and enter the house. "I'm Eileen," I say after I step inside.
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Xantalos

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #391 on: January 17, 2016, 08:04:58 pm »
"Oh! A stoat prisoner then probably? If so I probably ate him. Her. I forget. I ate a stoat that was probably the one with you."
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #392 on: January 18, 2016, 01:33:21 am »
"You... ate somebody!?"  :o
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #393 on: January 18, 2016, 01:36:13 am »
"Apparently with a mouth on my chest. I don't see one, but I'm interested in trying to harness this power again at some point. I think it'd be cool."
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Dermonster

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #394 on: January 18, 2016, 01:37:48 am »
"You guy's talking about food down there? I haven't eaten in ages! How long have we even been in this crapsack whatever the hell? (No seriously, are we in a town or a castle or what? The narration is confusing me a little.)"
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Xantalos

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #395 on: January 18, 2016, 01:40:18 am »
Jack cups his hands around his mouth in order to properly carry his voice over.

"No, we're talking about the time I ate a stoat with a mouth in my chest! Happened around five minutes ago, actually! I've been here around a half hour or so, I think."
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #396 on: January 18, 2016, 01:43:07 am »
"Mouth in your che- Oh hell did you go full weeaboo? NEVER GO FULL WEEABOO BRO, DEIDARA IS NOT A GOOD ROLE MODEL. If you break out exploding clay I WILL SHANK YOUR ASS WITH THE SUN."
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #397 on: January 18, 2016, 01:46:49 am »
"Don't know what you're talking about with your anime bullshit, man! I think I channeled some sort of demon or something for a minute. Some old lady who was also a knight told me an intense hunger got called upon me by some random lady.
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Hey, did you come from Earth? I didn't think there was more than me, but there might be."
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #398 on: January 18, 2016, 01:52:36 am »
"I'm from Russia, but sure as hell you are not from same planet. You sound like cloudcuckoolander."
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #399 on: January 18, 2016, 01:54:39 am »
"Yeah I'm from Earth. Used to work on computers but NOW I COMMUNE WITH THE COSMOS! Let me tell you, going on that holy panty raid was the best thing I ever did. Crazy old priest really knew his shit. Too bad he's dead, apparently he knew more shit to do but I incinerated him when I blew up the moonstone."
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #400 on: January 18, 2016, 01:55:57 am »
"I never really found out where I was from but somewhere in the central US. Do either of you know how we got here? I woke up in a backyard."
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #401 on: January 18, 2016, 01:57:49 am »
"Yeah some magic bastards called Minders called us here to kill all the Stoats, we're in their tower now, I think. They're at the bottom of the well decomposin'. I just wandered around till magic shit happened to me and now I'm gonna try to go death star an army.

Also I obtained an official government position within a minute of walking into the castle. I think the princess is drunk?"
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #402 on: January 18, 2016, 01:59:15 am »
"Ah!  You must be the important manager that I need to speak with!  Surely you care for your employees; you want them to be covered in all cases of injury and malady on the job, correct?  Let me tell you of the perils of insufficient coverage- and the lawsuits are only the beginning..."


Another sales pitch!
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #403 on: January 18, 2016, 01:59:38 am »
"Huh."
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Re: Our Salvation: the Great Divide
« Reply #404 on: January 18, 2016, 02:43:06 am »
Quote from: Dermonster on January 18, 2016, 01:57:49 am
"Yeah some magic bastards called Minders called us here to kill all the Stoats, we're in their tower now, I think. They're at the bottom of the well decomposin'. I just wandered around till magic shit happened to me and now I'm gonna try to go death star an army.

Also I obtained an official government position within a minute of walking into the castle. I think the princess is drunk?"

"Wait a moment, so those guys were the minders? How I'm now supposed to learn their secrets if they are all dead?"
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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