"Do you know what paint is? Is paint a thing in this place? If so, I'll need directions to the nearest place I can get some purple paint or dye, please."
Jack deftly ignores the possible gay sex proposition. He was straight after all, and getting plenty of it with -
Oh fuck my girlfriend's been left behind hasn't she. Shit.
She's gonna murder me when/if I get back.
Well, this place ain't too bad to live in at least; hopefully the time passage here compared to back home is dialated or something so she'll be too old to throttle me when I get back.
Paint is not one of the areas of the man's expertise, and neither is dye. He cannot personally vouch for their existence as a consequence, for which you have no choice but to forgive him. Certainly he has seen evidence that some things are dyed or painted - the minder hall, for one, or the clothes of the majordomo. But the weight of evidence is in the eye of the beholder, is it not? And now that you ask, he finds the twin ideas of paint and dye mostly unconvincing, truth be told. Perhaps the fabrics were colored that way to begin with - there is certainly a wealth of flora that can produce colors such as, to use your example, purple.
From this you can surmise that perhaps it is not a rarity of a certain dye that creates the general dearth and exclusivity of purple fabrics, but rather a certain type of flax or some other fibrous crop that is naturally purple. Rarity of fabrics requires only one element to suspend disbelief in, while rarity of dyes requires two. And he doesn't know about you, but he's personally never seen a single smidgen of dye in his entire life. Perhaps, then, it is irrelevant to him whether dyes or paints truly exist or not, wouldn't you say?
It is an interesting question, in short. Do dyes exist? It is assumed they do. But we assume many things, such as that the stars are the spawn of the Sun and Moon, which is probably not actually true, or 'not
literally true' as the priest backpedals on the question when put to the test. The truth is, we just don't know.
"Meaningless? Are you saying that the largest country in world is meaningless? Russians would have few words to say about that. Well, I'm not a russian so I don't really care."
"And from my point of view you all are more or less delusional idiots from mental hospital with some anger issues. And damn primitive, using spears and shit. I bet you don't use electricity either."
Tone of discussion is slowly moving from conciliatory to contempt.
Indeed, the crazy guy agrees. You, too, appear to be completely meaningless. It is fascinating, he must admit. He did not previously recognize that minders could create such tricks.
The real question here is, naturally, whether you have a
purpose. It is one that you are likely unaware of, given the overwhelming lack of anything meaningful spewing from your mouth-hole. What could your function be, he wonders.
And would you mind turning around and staying still for a moment so he could check, he asks before regurgitating that odd lockpick again in a disgustingly straightforward way, with the abdomen convulsing and an unnatural-looking motion going up his throat. You really did like it better when he did that out of sight.
"Uh, I may have, but I'm not completely sure. How many teachers do you have? Just out of curiosity."
Three. The elder, the hidden and the blessed.
The elder teaches, and guides the other two when he is able. Old and gray, ancient beyond measure. A dusty shell held in one piece by the power of his mind. You have never seen his face.
The hidden gazes into the dark well and contemplates for days on end. The well sustains him and steals from him in equal measure, and his inspiration produces inscriptions of power. You have seen his door.
The blessed possesses wholeness of the mind, and has mastered the interplay of mind and matter more than all of his forebears. He lives at the top of the tower, where no others can reach before they attain his skill. You have seen him broken before you, the limits of his ability tested... and perhaps failed.
This and more she peels from you with great interest. They are dead, she and you now both know. Nobody remains to guide, to exemplify or to contemplate. That means, she grins... that the tower is now
hers, in a sense.
"... What's a pontiff?"
The guards heartily congratulate you on fitting your role spectacularly as they start to disperse now that the main event is over. The priest sighs and tells you that the pontiff is the high priest, child. The highest priest, the Voice. The queen was probably taught that word by the minders. They have all too many words for things that are, you will find.
The point is, he needs that mirror. The queen does not. So can you, as the, ugh, Minister of Moronic Affairs...
please convince these fools of the gravity of his need? This is critical to the prophecy, he says. One of the guards still within earshot kicks him spitefully, unappreciative of such remarks, mocking his manner as she leaves. The priest shakes his fist while quietly muttering.
"Um, who exactly are the minders? I keep hearing about them. Were they the ones who brought us here?"
The minders explore interactions between minds, and eventually the interaction of mind and matter. It is the art of making the difficult simple, and the impossible merely difficult.
And if what Ms. Minett... and
you, now that she looks... if what you both know is indeed accurate, your appearance here is completely impossible. Thus if one keeps the preceding statements in mind, it would stand to reason that yes, you were indeed brought here by minders.
Eric Codeburn, COMPUTISTICS SPECIALIST
- Wounds: 1
- 12 gp (non-sequential)
- Perforated Burlap Sack
- Inscribed Brick ('Water')
- Anglefork Castle: Minister of Moronic Affairs
- The Impromptu Prophecy: A Plea
- Sun-Priest's Robe (worn)
- Adherents of the Great House: Enemy of Memory
- Well and Truly Narked Upon: 1
Benny Calverly, Barber
- Naked
- Finally Out Of The Damn Hole
- Finely Crafted Knotted Sack-Club
- Rat Pantheon: Enemy of the Gestalt
- Tower of the Mind: Mistress of the Ancient Tower
Leif Erikson, Miner
- Reappropriated, Clean Skirt
- 1 gp
- Anglefork Castle: Reasonably Jailed
- The Prison Stone
- Elongated Affairs: The Magical Idiot
- Elongated Affairs: A Noble Task
- Elongated Affairs: The Numbers of the Stoat
- Wounds: 1
Eileen Minett, Vinyl Collector
- Queenly Garments: the Humble Dress
- Sticks: 0.95 (total)
- Rat Pantheon: Disliked
- Traces of Mischief: Mouthful of Blackness
- Anglefork Castle: the New Queen's Confidant
- Doomstones: An Interest
- Tower of the Mind: the Mistress of the Ancient Tower
Jack Daniels, Karate Man
- Gravel-Ridden
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: the Sword of Destiny
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: Something Profane?
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: Something Priceless?
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: Something Purple?
- The Apron of Mediocrity
- The Man With No Shirt: the Epistemology of Dye