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TheBiggerFish

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What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« on: November 16, 2015, 03:40:21 pm »
Ulspa is goblin for dagger.

What with having made the two other threads, it only seemed fair to give the goblins their bit of representation.

So what would Ulspa do, when presented with a dagger and his choice of dwarf, elf, and human Urists?
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Re: What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2015, 04:59:12 pm »
Kidnap the elf at Dagger point while s/he is a child, Gut the human for dinner, and bend the dagger on the dwarf's thick skull.


WWUD if he was set on fire?
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Re: What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2015, 06:02:08 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on November 16, 2015, 04:59:12 pm
Kidnap the elf at Dagger point while s/he is a child, Gut the human for dinner, and bend the dagger on the dwarf's thick skull.


WWUD if he was set on fire?

Set the kid he was kidnapping on fire as well.

WWUD if he got lost in a cave?
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Re: What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2015, 07:21:28 pm »
Befriend some nearby cave creatures and use them to locate the nearbiest dwarven fortress.

WWUD if she was locked inside a dwarven booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2015, 08:23:03 pm »
He would kidnap it.

WWUD if he had successfully infiltrated a fortress, only to encounter a kitten?
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Re: What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2015, 10:24:41 pm »
"Thief! Protect the horde from skulking filth!"
RUN!

WWUD if he had found a megabeast on his travels?
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Re: What Would Ulspa Do? (Still WWUD)
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2015, 09:16:05 am »
Strike it down, and watch it become more powerful than he could possibly imagine!

WWUD if he came across a demon worshiped by the filthy dwarves?

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