Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[TheBiggerFish]

So, in the vein of What Would Urist Do...

What would Olith (human for "dagger") do if she was locked in a dwarven prison?

[ClorrProdigal]

Urinate on the bars everyday until they rust enought to break apart, they wait until the next siege to escape in the confusion.

Or acutally, she could just jump through the bars, cuz dwarf fortress.

[TheBiggerFish]

((At this point, one asks a question.))
What would Olith do if she was assigned to guard a caravan to Boatmurdered?

[PyroTechno]

((At this point, one asks a question.))
What would Olith do if she was assigned to guard a caravan to Boatmurdered?

She would instead become a bandit leader?

WWOD if she realized that taverns won't be invented until the next version?

[crazyabe]

Attack random Adventurers hoping they have some booze.


WWOD if we created two other WW[DAGGER IN LANGUAGE]D Threads?

[TheBiggerFish]

Kill the goblin and do nothing to the elf.

What would Olith do if she came across this thread?

[Olith McHuman]

Post. Hi there.

WWOD if and adventurer asked him to join him?

[TheBiggerFish]

Slap them for getting her gender wrong.  (In case you didn't notice, the thread Olith is female.)

WWOD if an adventurer asked her to join them?

[Magnumcannon]

Olith: I'd rather not

WWOD if if she was given the quest to hunt down a dragon/hydra/pesky goblin that required a seven month travel?

[99Hedgehog]

Olith: I'd rather not

WWOD if if she was given the quest to hunt down a dragon/hydra/pesky goblin that required a seven month travel?

Get killed by bogeymen.

WWOD if she visited a dark goblin pits?

[Madman198237]

Sneak around and stab them. She's probably loaded down with other oliths, right?

WWOD if she had to fight Urist from the WWUD thread?

[Baffler]

Fire her bow in the same instant Urist fires his crossbow, being shot and killed in the same instant.

What would Olith McMerchant do if the alcohol they serve at the dwarves' tavern was too strong for her but she didn't want to look like a lightweight in front of the mayor?

[endlessblaze]

Ask for something with a difrent taste.


What if the replacement was just as strong as the one she had?

[Sprin]

Stab the mayor and leave

WWOD if she was the new mayor as a result?

[Madman198237]

Mandate the manufacture of human-sized clothing, because she's tired of being naked in this silly hole in the ground full of bearded, short, axe-happy, psychotic, depressed, maniacal, possessed, rampaging, careless, clueless, hairless, intelligent, lazy, danger-prone, forgotten-beast-attracting, suicidal, smelly drunkards controlled by an equally psychotic, possessed, clueless, confused, suicidal, lazy, and danger-prone fort overseer who spends several hours planning the perfect magma death trap for nobles, and then spends 5 seconds to set all their naked, unarmed, untrained, overweight, lazy, and wimpy military militia extra-suicidal dwarves to go hopelessly attack a megabeast.

WWOD if she became a fortress OVERSEER? (For those of you who do not know, the overseer is the PLAYER. That being you or I, actually controlling the game.)