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Should this thread become the new European Politics thread?

Yes, we need one anyway.
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No, we should take that elsewhere and keep this thread as-is.
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I don't care, let's see what happens.
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Strife26

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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #390 on: November 18, 2015, 10:36:32 am »

What if they sent in raptors with head mounted cameras?
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« Reply #391 on: November 18, 2015, 10:40:23 am »

Last report: 2 dead, 7 captured alive in the 3 raids of since 4 AM French time (whatever timezone that is)
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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #392 on: November 18, 2015, 11:52:37 am »

It's not just that everyone needs a different dose of anaesthetic, if it's being pumped into a building it'll not be distributed evenly except over the long term.

I have another idea, fill it with some sort of non-toxic smoke so they can't see a damn thing and have the good guys enter wearing thermal goggles.
I have seen security systems like this in jewellers and the like. When they trigger the alarm the place fills with thick white smoke of some kind.
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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #393 on: November 18, 2015, 12:45:59 pm »

And this is why Hollywood sucks, because people think they know how to armchair quarterback a siege situation. Not trying to slam any forumites in particular, just...guys. Really.
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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #394 on: November 18, 2015, 01:13:55 pm »

One would have to settle on an acceptable mortality rate. This may be unacceptable to some people.

Rubbish. Just nuke the place. No-one will die to a booby-trapped apartment if you vapourise the entire city.
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« Reply #395 on: November 18, 2015, 01:27:19 pm »

Still too dangerous. Better nuke the whole planet from orbit. Has the added advantage of solving a whole lot of problems at the same time.
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« Reply #396 on: November 18, 2015, 01:28:57 pm »

Only nuking? We need to blast it apart, from the inside out. If we only raze the surface there's a high chance of something surviving.
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« Reply #397 on: November 18, 2015, 01:29:49 pm »

Raptor SWAT teams are an entirely serious, feasible, and promising solution.
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« Reply #398 on: November 18, 2015, 01:32:12 pm »

Raptor SWAT teams are an entirely serious, feasible, and promising solution.
It's been done. Or at least, most of the way.
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« Reply #399 on: November 18, 2015, 01:46:30 pm »

Come on, the only thing more dishonourable than chemical weapons are nonlethal chemical weapons. If you really want to do that, you can get deadly - read: more honourable - chemical weapons, by using the exhaust from car engines, or passivly (it won't burn on its own) burning PVC from cables or tubes ... or records from the Eagles of Deathmetal.

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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #400 on: November 18, 2015, 01:57:03 pm »

And this is why Hollywood sucks, because people think they know how to armchair quarterback a siege situation. Not trying to slam any forumites in particular, just...guys. Really.
dunno, i was just sort of curious :v

i guess that smoke is much more practical and useful than very small doses of sedative, though.
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« Reply #401 on: November 18, 2015, 01:58:57 pm »

Raptor SWAT teams are an entirely serious, feasible, and promising solution.
It's been done. Or at least, most of the way.
That eagle looks like it's about to get "enhanced interrogation".  ???
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« Reply #402 on: November 18, 2015, 02:01:38 pm »

Raptor SWAT teams are an entirely serious, feasible, and promising solution.
It's been done. Or at least, most of the way.
That eagle looks like it's about to get "enhanced interrogation".  ???

The army guy is like 'don't bite me please.'
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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #403 on: November 18, 2015, 02:13:02 pm »

I don't know how legit this is, but a few days ago Wikileaks posted an Islamist blog they're claiming discusses "ISIS strategy in France." It talks about eliminating the "grayzone" of people who have not sided with Islam or against it (i.e. sided with ISIS or the "crusaders"). I haven't read it all, though I don't really know if I want to.
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Re: The Paris Attacks
« Reply #404 on: November 18, 2015, 02:18:31 pm »

Only nuking? We need to blast it apart, from the inside out. If we only raze the surface there's a high chance of something surviving.
there are good reasons to destroy the earth
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