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Yes, we need one anyway.

17 (21.8%)

No, we should take that elsewhere and keep this thread as-is.

27 (34.6%)

I don't care, let's see what happens.

34 (43.6%)

Total Members Voted: 75

[Loud Whispers]

1. Don't cry
2. Fail
3. Cry anyways

[smjjames]

The French flag in the lower left looks more like a combination of the Major League Baseball logo and a portrait of the Marquis de Sade

It's supposed to be that personification of France. When I saw it in a political cartoon, I thought it was supposed to be Athena and was a little confused.

[Loud Whispers]

Also Danes are being based with what they've got

[TheDarkStar]

Blue: How to survive a zombie apocalypse:

Step 1: Run away from dangerous, zombie-infested buildings.
Step 2: Drop zombies from high places.
Step 3: Escape underwater. Do not listen to the voices. They lie.
Step 4: Remember: Do not interfere if a zombie is chasing someone. Instead, stand there and watch. If there is any ambiguity about who the zombie is trying to eat, it will be resolved quickly.


Yellow: How to find a lost smartphone:

Step 1: If you have to get past a locked door, push furniture as indicated by the red arrow.
Step 2: Arrange any devices in your house in a line, including (but not limited to) computers, speakers, and lamps.
Step 3: Now, crawl under your house before it crushes you.
Step 4: When you find a girder to hide behind, sniff the air the determine the location of your smartphone.
Step 5: Now, reach out and grab your phone. Set your phone to silent. If you do not do this, we cannot help you.


Red: How to deal with riot policemen:

Step 1: Call "17" on your phone and yell into it at at least 112 decibels.
Step 2: Wait for a giant red X with people stuck to it to hit them.
Step 3: Put your hands up and remain still to ensure your own safety.