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[Elephant Parade]

ASSETQUEST 2015 is here! ASSETQUEST is an exciting event, with many different features and art assets! These include—but are not limited to!—the following:

• Fight through 10+ rooms of assets—most reused!
• Collect various classic items, like the DEATHMOWER 3000 and King's Scepter!
• See familiar faces!
• Create your own class!^*
• See top secret castle-related assets before they're revealed to the public!

^{*Note: Class must follow Class GuidelinesTM. These guidelines are not available to the public.}

Now, you might be thinking: "Wow! ASSETQUEST 2015 sounds like a pretty fun event! I bet the entry fee is $1,000,000,000 million dollars, plus tax!" Well, you'd be wrong—ASSETQUEST is 110% free! To take part in ASSETQUEST, you need only fill in the Official Class Form!

Code: [Select]

I am a(n) ___. I can ___. I have ___.


[Salsacookies]

I am a(n) Berserker. I can Punch. I have XXL FISTS!

[AkumaKasai]

I am a somewhat large Kodiak bear. I can maul effectively. I have enormous claws.

[~Neri]

I am a Necromancer. I can Preform Dark Magic, mostly relating to Dead Bodies and Blood Sacrifice. I have a Rather Fetching Set of Enchanted Robes.

[TheBiggerFish]

I am a FIREBALL SPECIALIST.  I can THROW EXTRAORDINARILY EFFECTIVE FIREBALLS.  I have INFINITE MANA FOR CASTING FIREBALL.

[Teneb]

I am a Noir-setting Private Detective. I can Find Clues. I have A Trenchcoat, Fedora and Revolver.

[crazyabe]

I am a Hobo. I can Survive anything. I have Nothing.

[tntey]

I am a Doctor, a doctor of baskets and balls. I can spawn unlimited baskets, and shoot many balls. I have the unnatural ability to create basketball hoops anywhere in a room. (The placement is random)

[Veritas]

I am an operator. I can operate in the field of operations. I have my operational equipment for operating within the field of operations.

[Dustan Hache]

I am a Engineer, I can build various devices to heal and kill for me. I have a wrench and a toolbox full of parts for the devices.

[bsnott]

I am a stormtrooper. I can shoot at things with my laser gun. I have a very low wage and below standard health benefits.

[Nunzillor]

I am a Neuromancer.  I can travel through synapses, whether biological or digital in nature, and exercise a variety of neuromantic powers.  I have a matrix dexk.

[Elephant Parade]

ASSETQUEST 2015 has begun!

A bear, a barbarian, a necromancer, and a pyromaniac are standing in the middle of the War-Torn Field.

It looks like there are locations to the west and east—judging by the existence of the sign, at least. I guess somebody could have put the sign there to mess with you, but that would be a pretty lame start to ASSETQUEST 2015, and ASSETQUEST 2015 is anything but lame!

There's nothing to the north or south, because this place is, like, one step away from being a 2D plane.

Also, there's a guy on a bicycle. He looks like he has something to say.

Spoiler: Salsacookies (click to show/hide)

Class: Berserker

HP: 8/8
SP: 3/3
AP: 0

Skills: Berserk, Heavy Punch
Traits: All-Out Attacker
Equipment: Oversized Novelty Fist Gloves

Spoiler: AkumaKasai (click to show/hide)

Class: Bear

HP: 10/10
SP: 1/1
AP: 0

Skills: Maul
Traits: No Arms, Endurance
Equipment: Claws

Spoiler: Kevak (click to show/hide)

Class: Necromancer

HP: 4/4
SP: 5/5
AP: 0

Skills: Blood Ritual, Animate Corpse
Traits: Unholy
Equipment: Fetching Dark Robes

Spoiler: TheBiggerFish (click to show/hide)

Class: Fireball Specialist

HP: 4/4
SP: 5/5
AP: 0

Skills: Fireball
Traits: INFINITE MANA
Equipment: Flame-Resistant Robes

Spoiler: Tip - Alt-Text (click to show/hide)

If text is bold, it'll likely have alt-text. Or maybe it won't; use your best judgement, or waste a few seconds waiting for alt-text to appear. This is only one of many exciting choices you'll make in ASSETQUEST 2015!

[Salsacookies]

Yeah, so immersion, much wow!

Go speak to the bicycle guy! My native Language is roaring and punching!

[TheBiggerFish]

Loot the chest.