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[poketwo]

USE MY EXPERTISE TO MAKE A FAKE BOMB THAT WILL ALERT THE FACILITY TO SERVE AS A DISTRACTION WHILE I TAKE THE KEYS AND ESCAPE!

[Salsacookies]

Forward! To (World Domination) Reading Charts!

[Veritas]

Guess it's time to throw some clothes on and grab breakfast. Check if any of the other housemates have made something they're willing to share.

[tntey]

I WILL NOT YEILD! Break a mug over his head

[AkumaKasai]

Norman!, Norman exclaimed, dropping his cat food. Panicking, he called 911 and explained the situation, then rushed to see if his house was on fire. Either way, he goes inside to see if Norman's okay.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Explain at length, and in detail, exactly why it is I despise this man and his perverted interpretation of the holidays. Jab my stump periodically at his chest for emphasis, and pepper swears and slurs throughout.

If he's not satisfactorily offended, give him the old man glare of death. Promptly pour the entire mug of coffee down his front, maintaining eye contact the entire time. Wish him a Merry Christmas.

[Loki987]

  I have some problems, when I try to insert an image.

[Loki987]

Salsacookies: you read the charts and you realize instantly what stocks to buy.
DoctorMcTaalik: The man starts to cry ans runs off towards his chamber, the other elderly look furious at you.
AkumaKasai: You call the cops and you run inside. The house is definitely on fire, there is smoke everywhere. You hear your cat and trip in excitement.
tntey: The cup shatters in a thousand pieces. The boy looks quite bad. He crawls away from you.
poketwo: You're trying to make the bomb but you accidently trigger it it wil explode in about 1 minute.
fillipk: A nice girl is waiting at the reception. "How can I help you sir?"
SaberToothTiger: You ring the bell and almost instantly your mother (she's wearing old hippie clothes) opens the door. "Son, how are ya?"

[Veritas]

(I think you missed me in that one...)

[Loki987]

Ow, sorry
Veritas: You get up and go have breakfast. Your roommate made pancakes an is quite happy to share.

[tntey]

Pile drive his ass!

[poketwo]

THROW IT TOWARDS WHERE THE MAIN STAFF ARE LOCATED, THEN RUN IN THE OPOSITE DIRECTION!

[Veritas]

Great! Take my fair share of delicious christmas pancakes and have a chat with the roommate who made them. See what the news for today is, if any.

[AkumaKasai]

Norman searched the house for his missing cat, while trying not to panic. He wasn't used to this much excitement, and hoped he wouldn't have to experience it again. Upon finding Norman, he picks him up and takes him outside.
Save the cat!

[Salsacookies]

YES!!! BUY TEH STOCKS!!! (Imprison my enemies)MAKE SOME GREEN!