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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2015, 02:02:20 pm »
CONTINUE TO GROOVE!
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Tomasque

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2015, 07:04:35 pm »
Create the COMMIE ROCKET Mk I, and use it to fly all the important commie leaders to settle on another planet with intelligent life.
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2015, 07:13:37 pm »
Sue the Disco Star for being disco-y.

It can't destroy the world if it's in jail!
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2015, 02:37:09 am »
Solidify the time paradox into a candy and eat it.
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2015, 05:11:10 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on November 13, 2015, 01:04:35 pm
respawn as Mario
[1] You are now Luigi. You start out by having your head shoved in a toiled by an angry housewife.
Quote from: poketwo on November 13, 2015, 02:02:20 pm
CONTINUE TO GROOVE!
[5] The eighties, man. The eighties. Suddenly God yanks you into heaven. You realize he is wearing some groovy glasses. He says:
"Smooth moves, man. Smooth. Here, have the power of disco."
And then you had the power of disco.
And then John was a zombie.
And then the disco star exploded out of shame.

Quote from: Tomasque on November 13, 2015, 07:04:35 pm
Create the COMMIE ROCKET Mk I, and use it to fly all the important commie leaders to settle on another planet with intelligent life.
[2] The communist leaders ignore you and perform the Kazachok. It is stylish, but they ignore the imminent threat of kaboom incoming.
Quote from: Elephant Parade on November 13, 2015, 07:13:37 pm
Sue the Disco Star for being disco-y.

It can't destroy the world if it's in jail!
[5] You sue the disco star, but it seems to have no effect. Suddenly Stalin appears. He condemns disco star for non-communist behavior and it explodes out of shame, the poor thing. Then Stalin condemns you for suing stuff, which is a sign of decadent imperialist monarchist capitalist west. He forgives you, though. You are quickly shot in the back of the head and thrown into a hole in the ground.
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on November 14, 2015, 02:37:09 am
Solidify the time paradox into a candy and eat it.
[4] You mould the fabric of space and time and form a sweet candy. You quickly eat it. It has a lot of sugar and cholesterol. You have a heart attack.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2015, 05:23:42 pm »
What kind of 5 was that?

Respawn as a highly skilled lawyer. Sue Stalin for arranging my death.
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2015, 05:29:06 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2015, 06:57:46 pm »
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2015, 06:35:24 pm »
Scream incoherently and throw confetti at everyone.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2015, 06:43:30 pm »
CONTINUE TO GROVE
AND USE A LITTLE BIT OF EXCESS GROOVE ENERGY TO CREATE THE DISCO STAR 2! NOW WITH EVEN MORE DANCING ABILITY
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #25 on: November 16, 2015, 01:32:04 pm »
thats it, screw a this! I'm going to that mansion I won!
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #26 on: November 16, 2015, 02:01:10 pm »
Get new heart installed.
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2015, 12:07:34 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on November 14, 2015, 05:23:42 pm
What kind of 5 was that?

Respawn as a highly skilled lawyer. Sue Stalin for arranging my death.
[5] You respawn as a highly skilled lawyer. You sue Stalin for being a capitalist imperialist scumbag who betrayed the revolution. Comrade Stalin is also the Judge, Jury and Executioner. He decided that the is guilty and immediately jumps into a convenient pool of magma. You are now crowned the King of Communism.
Quote from: poketwo on November 15, 2015, 06:43:30 pm
CONTINUE TO GROVE
AND USE A LITTLE BIT OF EXCESS GROOVE ENERGY TO CREATE THE DISCO STAR 2! NOW WITH EVEN MORE DANCING ABILITY
[3] The Groove is swanky as usual. Not much more, though.

Ah bug this, let's spice this up. Suddenly a weird, badly drawn face appears. It says "MAH BOI". What do?
Quote from: Nidilap on November 16, 2015, 01:32:04 pm
thats it, screw a this! I'm going to that mansion I won!
[6] You run towards the mansion. You kick the door of it's hinges and suddenly you hear an evil laugh. Nevertheless, you step forward and find a note, saying:
"I invite you to a picnic. I ho-pe she made lots of spaghe-tti."
Terrified, you drop the piece of paper and dash to the entrance. You are too late, though, and the giant sliding steel wall of spaghetti slides down and locks you in this building. You know at this point that this is no mansion.
This is a hotel.
This is Hotel Mario.
You are stuck in a CD-I game about Mario. You curl up on the floor and start crying.
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on November 16, 2015, 02:01:10 pm
Get new heart installed.
[4] Stalin is the only donor available, so you rip his heart out while he is falling into the doompit of magma. You then slam it into your chest and suddenly your senses are enhanced and your arms turn into a hammer and sickle. You are raised in the air by the hands of the proletariate. You are the pillar of Communism.


Suddenly  Glorious Communist People's Democratic Republic of Happiness and Joy turned into a communist monarchy and a super Stalin communist pillar of society appears to challenge this mienshevik betrayal.
What will happen to disco?

It is now 1975.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

AoshimaMichio

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2015, 12:37:13 pm »
Hold weight of Communism on my shoulders like Atlas did! Toes of my left leg do a bit of disco in secret.
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Quote from: Hapah on July 07, 2016, 12:36:16 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2015, 02:17:33 pm »
WHILE GROOVING, INVESTIGATE IF THE FACE HAS ANYTHING THAT WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A KING
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