Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Scary Dwarf  (Read 1147 times)

Pandarsenic

  • Bay Watcher
  • FABULOUS Gunslinger
    • View Profile
Scary Dwarf
« on: January 22, 2008, 12:40:00 am »

:eek:

EDIT: Hell, read his whole thing! The notable bits, though, are:

He took joy in slaughter lately.
He has complained about the draft lately. He has been attacked lately. He sustained major injuries recently.
He has been satisfied at work lately.
He likes elves.
He does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity. He dislikes intellectual discussions.
He is immodest.
He is not easily moved to pity.
He doesn't really care about anything anymore.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Pandarsenic ]

Logged
KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Sandono

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2008, 01:48:00 am »

He's messed up.

After all, what sort of sick Dwarf would like ELVES?

Logged
t this rate, Baron Lorn is going to replace the entire population with his own children since the other dwarves either very rarely pop one out, or have no idea what that thing between their legs are used for besides going to the bathroom and making them f

Pandarsenic

  • Bay Watcher
  • FABULOUS Gunslinger
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2008, 01:54:00 am »

Really. I mean, between liking elves (for their grace no less!) and his opposition  to intellectual discussion...

This is basically my dumbest philistine of a dwarf ever.

Logged
KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

mwoody450

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2008, 04:24:00 am »

I dunno, that "haunting moos" bit creeps me right the hell out...
Logged

Furious Fish

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2008, 04:39:00 am »

And he's pregnant.
Logged
Slave to Hogfroth - God of Muck

Pandarsenic

  • Bay Watcher
  • FABULOUS Gunslinger
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2008, 01:17:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Furious Fish:
<STRONG>And he's pregnant.</STRONG>

Thus far I haven't been bored enough to figure out what his whole name is. The Pregnant Muscular something though.

Logged
KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Untelligent

  • Bay Watcher
  • I eat flesh!
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2008, 05:57:00 pm »

A quick run through the language files seems to indicate his name is something along the lines of "The Pregnant Muscular Shadow of Rights." (Or Right, same word)

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Untelligent ]

Logged
The World Without Knifebear — A much safer world indeed.
regardless, the slime shooter will be completed, come hell or high water, which are both entirely plausible setbacks at this point.

Pandarsenic

  • Bay Watcher
  • FABULOUS Gunslinger
    • View Profile
Re: Scary Dwarf
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2008, 06:25:00 pm »

Ahh. Still. That Dwarf was a scary bastard... Until he got ripped in half by a cyclops or whatever it was happened.
Logged
KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I