Neon? Hydrogen is much easier. Spawn a lot of it. And set it on fire!
[2] You create a kilogram of hydrogen. About three kilometers above you. It dissipates without issue.
Detonate myself in the biggest explosion possible.
[3] You explode. Your blood covers the Iron Slime. Respawn?
Raise from my grave
[5] You quickly dig your own grave and bury yourself. You then revive yourself and leave your grave.
Entrap the slimes and replace my now-missing fingers.
MINE.
[6
+1] You throw Megggas through the Iron Slime's minions and at it. [2
+1] the Warrior Avatar manages to reduce it to a grazing hit. Not that that helps anyone. Megggas explodes upon contact with the Iron Slime with enough force to cause a mass extinction, damaging the Iron Slime massively and hurling most of the survivors of the explosion into space.
endlessblaze survives with relatively minor injuries, Megggas survives with no damage whatsoever, Whisperling remains to the "left" of the explosion, and isn't hurled into space, crazyabe is crushed along with the dungeon, and the True Form is protected by the Ablative Invincibility Aegis. Everyone else: respawn?
Give_entity:Warrior Avatar:Item:Mjölnir:Item_Status=[STOLEN][SOUL-BOUND:THOR][SELF-DEFENDING][SELF CONSCIOUS][ANNOYED].
[6] You teleport Mjölnir into endlessblaze's possession. It doesn't even blast him, but your soul is struck down with lightning for stealing it. The Warrior Avatar is possessing endlessblaze, by the way.
Apprentice:dragon fusion
Me: scan the boss with knowing eye
Your apprentice died in the explosion.
[1] Your spell tells you that all boss stages are completely immune to everything, including it.
Shit.
Try to summon a rocket launcher of some kind, and rockets too.
[6] You summon a 0.25 kiloton yield rocket launcher and ammo for it after respawning.
Summon a dark sword.
[6] You summon a sword capable of teleporting and accelerating on its' own.
Revive and attack with a whip of power designed to rust all metal it touches!
Megggas equipped, not used. [6] The Iron Slime is rusted to the point of not being able to act for a turn.
Make myself lethal once again.
[2] You remain nonlethal.
Factory: Make a space-bending device.
Drones: Make a cloning device. Preferably an automated one.
Me: Explore the left of time. Determine whether there's anything interesting going on then.
Your minions were destroyed in the explosion.
[1] "Left" of time is empty, except for the eldritch horrors.
Dualcast Phoenixga, a spell that automatically grants all party members auto-revive each turn.
[3] You give yourself 2 autorevives. One of them is used reviving you.
Respawn as something better than the thing I was previously.
[5] You respawn in your old form from before gaining the Red Mage Avatar's power. You feel oddly empty.
Respawn as a Homeworld Voidbeast, Priestcaste.
[4] You respawn as a normal voidbeast.
Pull all of the players to me.
[5] Done. Whisperling remains "left" of you.
Battlefield state
Orbit around the starting planet.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Transmute Life to Slime]
[
Mental Durability]
State
Unharmed.
Warrior Avatar
Abilities
[
Unmatched Skill]
[
Unfailing Skill]
[
Masterful Counters]
[
Can Kill You]
[
Stay Dead Already]
State
Possessing endlessblaze.
Iron Slime
Abilities
[
Splittable]
[
Immunity to Metal]
[
Liquefying Touch]
[
Devour Mind[
Slime Control]
State
Lost almost all mass.
Extremely rusted.
Extremely hot.
Has a few slime minions.
Deathcount: 109
Coolrune206
Dead.
TheBiggerFish
Dead.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Paphi
A voidbeast.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed by the Warrior Avatar, but they cannot control body.
Has apprentice who can use magic, has a pet dragon which she can fuse with to gain wings, scales, and enhanced reflexes, and can revive herself slowly.
Apprentice cannot use healing magic.
Apprentice is dead, will revive at end of turn 26.
Burned.
Collapsed ribcage.
Has Mjölnir.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has some plutonium.
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
A freemime.
Made of nanobots.
Has an autorevive.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Nearly indestructible.
Cannot be damaged by anything that's not a direct attack.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will explode with extreme force upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Gives -1 to attacks against wielder.
Gives +1 to the wielder's summoning. This cannot cause a result above 4.
Is non-lethal.
Slightly slows anything he hits.
Prevents slimes he hits from splitting or spawning slimes until end of turn.
Has an autorevive.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A moon mage.
Animated shadows.
Has a +1 that cannot increase results above 4 to basic black and white magic.
Has a faraway cult.
Dead.
Has a sword that can teleport and move on its' own.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
An excellent host.
crazyabe
Dead.
Will respawn on the same level of a collapsed dungeon whenever he dies.
Whisperling
Has a damaged mech.
Has a forcefield generator that widens nearby interplanar portals when active.
Has a large pollution-based bomb.
Has a portable device for containing dimensional anomalies.
Has a small rocket.
Has an autorevive.
"Left" of the present.
Lermfish
Dead.
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Dead.
tryrar
Wielding Megggas.
H4zardZ1
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
Nosaneinme
Dead.
AzyWing
Has a 0.25 kiloton rocket launcher with ammo.
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