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[ShadowDragon]

FIREBALL.

[6] You severely burn the Red Mage Avatar and vaporize the ice and water around them.

One trick dog.


Call crusade against Red Mage! Attack!

[1] Your minions drown before they get close enough to attack.

time to heal agian.

[1] You further injure yourself.

Give my allies and me a massive boost by Doublecasting Holy Light!(Holy Light Gives [Haste], [Mirror Image], [+strength], and [+magic])

[5] You give a +2 bonus to all rolls opposing the boss that cannot raise rolls above 5 until the end of this turn.

Summon some kudzus.

[5] You cover the battlefield with loyal kudzu minions.

((Fine))

Fly up and unleash a blizzard at the boss

[1+2] You cause a very extended and cold wind around the Red Mage Avatar.

Attempt Omnicast again.

[2+2] You cast every black magic spell that red mages can normally cast, wounding the Red Mage Avatar.

Summon A High Quality Laptop Computer!

[4] You summon a normal laptop.

Apply a [Eagle Eye Affinity] to myself, which greatly improves my wielder's accuracy.

[5] All attacks made with you now automatically hit. They do not necessarily do any damage.

draw forth the life essence of the dead that fill this arena and force them into forms of twisted flesh and soul that shall be my thralls!

edit: stupid auto fill, bye bye you go!

[6] You cover the battlefield with the souls released every time a player died. They are mindless and mostly powerless.

Convince the red mage (RM) to sign a contract with me which will give me complete and utter ownership over his life. Then, have him sit idly around while we wail on him.

"I will not sign that contract. I'm not aware of anyone who would enforce it, anyway."

Meggas-doken!

[2+2] You throw Megggas into the Red Mage Avatar's chest.

Just make a bunch of fabrication drones, then.

[1] You manage to make your materials explode. Your mech protects you from the explosion.

Use Hyper Beam!

Megggas wielded. [3+2] You break several dozen more bones.

Respawn as a megaton nuke.  Explode.

[3] You respawn as a very small nuclear charge. You're not sure how to explode independently.

Exorcise the battlefield.

[2] The ghosts haunting the battlefield remain in place.

Transmit a message to [REDACTED], as follows: [ALSO REDACTED].

[2] They don't get your message. Whatever it was.

Cure7 myself and Holy tryrar.

Done and [5-1] done. tryrar revives.
Battlefield state
A massive crater filled with metal. It is covered in H4zardZ1's kudzu minions and bound player souls. It has a meteor in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen.

Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5

Spoiler: True Form (click to show/hide)

Abilities
[Unarmoured Luck]
[Unarmoured Speed]
[Multicast]
[Summon Spirit]
[Poisonous Blows]
[Defensive Water Affinity]
State
Unharmed.

Spoiler: Current Stage(s) (click to show/hide)

Red Mage Avatar
[Holy]
[Cure7]
[Ice7]
[Meteor]
[Dualcast]
State
Unharmed.
Cold.

Spoiler: Player States (click to show/hide)

Deathcount: 60
Coolrune206
TheBiggerFish
  On fire.
Nidilap
AoshimaMichio
  A paladin.
  Has destructively holy aura.
Paphi
  Wielding Megggas.
endlessblaze
  Extremely durable.
  Possessed, but possessor cannot control body.
  Has bruised stomach.
  All bones broken.
  Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
  Is a very small nuke.
Arcvasti
Elephant Parade
  The Red Mage Avatars' hat.
  Not on their head.
  Has an autorevive.
Empiricist
Megggas
  Is a longsword.
  Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
  Extremely durable.
  Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
  Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
  Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
  Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
  Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
  Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
  Immune to holy power.
  Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
  Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
  Has 2 autorevives.
Dustan Hache
  Dead.
spazyak
  A necromancer.
  Has access to advanced life magic.
Beirus
  A colossal jellyfish made of water.
  Has resurrective immortality.
  Has extremely potent venom.
crazyabe
Whisperling
  Has a mech.
  Has 2 autorevives.
Lermfish
  Has an autorevive.
Andres
  Dead.
fillipk
  Has 2 autorevives.
  Can fly.
  Has weather control.
  Has advanced wind control.
  Can give flight to a group of people.
  Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
tryrar
  Has an autorevive.

[Paphi]

Absorb the souls! Store them in my liver for now.

[AoshimaMichio]

How incompetent followers. Attack Red Mage myself!

[TheBiggerFish]

Well, it worked, so
MORE FIREBALLS!

[H4zardZ1]

Make the kudzu minions could resist cold.

[tryrar]

Doublecast Holy Smite! (Holy Smite calls down a beam of light that does extreme damage to a target and [Mutes] them)

[Megggas]

Apply a [Heal Block Affinity] to myself, which causes any target I hit to be unable to heal itself until the end of the turn.

[Elephant Parade]

Use Ominomnicast to cast every spell cast thus far, including the ones cast last turn.

[crazyabe]

Run Program:Pause_Boss.EXE over my labtop

[Nunzillor]

Find a physical therapist and work with them to regain explodability.

[Coolrune206]

Summon thousands of sword-chucks and rain them down upon the surrounding area. Kill indiscriminately c:

Oh god what have I become.

[spazyak]

Attempt to consume the soul of the red mage and bind it to my will

[Beirus]

Me-doken! Drown that sumbitch.

[Whisperling]

Create a portable factory. There's probably some technomancy involved there.

[H4zardZ1]

Summon thousands of sword-chucks and rain them down upon the surrounding area. Kill indiscriminately c:

Oh god what have I become.

Preparing kudzupolclaypse....