Use !Dualcast again to cast Mighty Guard and Meteor.
[2] Both of your spells fail.
[4
-1] One of your hands is cut off.
Destroy the Warrior Avatar's sword.
[2] You attempt to shatter it, but your attack is blocked.
[1
-1+3] The Warrior Avatar stabs you in the spleen.
Do a mystic tapdancing attack with my remaining limbs to deal heavy sonic damage to the Warrior Avatar.
[2] You tapdance. It doesn't do much.
[2
-1+2] You have a new hole in your chest installed. You'll bleed out in 2 turns, if not treated.
Shoot the ceiling above warrior avatar so it falls down and crushes him.
What ceiling? [2] You don't find any conveniently placed ceilings to shoot.
[1
+2] The Warrior Avatar disables one of your legs.
Disperse nanites to heal the party of critical wounds, giving them the strength to fight on briefly.
[1] You direct some attack nanites to wounded players.
AoshimaMichio is protected by his power armour.
[5] endlessblaze resists the nanites completely.
[1] Arcvasti is killed by the nanites. Arcvasti: respawn?
[6] Elephant Parade is converted into a sapient swarm of nanites.
[4] Empiricist blocks the nanites with his shield.
Respawn.
MORE FIREBALLS.
[1] You set yourself on fire. Again.
Dig under the boss
[3] You do that. The Warrior Avatar steps out of the way, and doesn't even notice your attack.
Summon a powerful weapon of pure light, super-effective against the evil boss.
[4] You create a spear of goodness and light. It seems warmer than you expected.
Fall back from the fight, cast hyper regeneration. Healing my wounds at the cost takeing a malus to any defense rolls for the next turn
[3] You patch up your lung and stop the bleeding from your arm, but give a +1 to attacks against you for the next turn in addition to a -1 to all of your defense rolls.
Summonz the waaaagh!
[5]
WAAAAGH! summoned."Damnit."[3] The Warrior Avatar's left arm is broken. They move their sword to their right hand.
[6] AoshimaMichio dodges the WAAAAGH!, but attracts its attention.
[3] Paphi blocks the WAAAAGH!'s attack with their shield.
[4
-1] endlessblaze's arm stump is reopened.
[4] Nunzillor survives without injury.
[4] Elephant Parade is bisected. It's not a major injury for a swarm of nanobots.
[5] The WAAAAGH! is massively weakened by the Warrior Avatar.
Create a shield around the Warrior Avatar.
[6] You place the entire battlefield under a shield.
Throw Nunzillor at the remaining orks.
[5] You finish off the orks, except for spazyak, and even manage to break a few of Nunzillor's bones.
Battlefield state
A large plain with a swath of radioactive wasteland and a crater. It is entirely covered in ork corpses. There is a shield entirely covering it.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 5/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
State
Unharmed.
Warrior Avatar
Abilities
[
Unmatched Skill]
[
Unfailing Skill]
[
Masterful Counters]
[
Can Kill You]
[
Stay Dead Already]
State
Somewhat nauseated.
Has many burns.
Has a few broken ribs.
Has large open wound on chest.
Left arm is broken.
Deathcount: 5
Coolrune206
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
TheBiggerFish
On fire.
Nidilap
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
AoshimaMichio
Is wearing very good power armour.
Has a major bruise.
Has a disabled leg.
Paphi
Is a mole person.
endlessblaze
Missing an arm.
Gives +1 to all attacks against self and takes -1 to all defense rolls until the end of turn 4.
Nunzillor
Has extremely good armour.
Has a spear of goodness and light.
Has a one-use shield.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
Is a swarm of nanobots.
Has a golem.
Empiricist
Has a stabbed spleen.
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