Absorb the souls! Store them in my liver for now.
[6] You thin the veil between live and death around you in the process of collecting all those souls.
How incompetent followers. Attack Red Mage myself!
[2] Your attacks are all dodged.
Well, it worked, so
MORE FIREBALLS!
[6] You cover the Red Mage Avatar in molten rock and metal, giving them some makeshift armour. Also burns.
Make the kudzu minions could resist cold.
[1] You make them more vulnerable to cold.
Doublecast Holy Smite! (Holy Smite calls down a beam of light that does extreme damage to a target and [Mutes] them)
[6] The first hit lands and mutes the boss, but they mouth something before the second one hits and it reverses its course and kills you. You revive.
Apply a [Heal Block Affinity] to myself, which causes any target I hit to be unable to heal itself until the end of the turn.
[1] You now heal anything you hit. You will still usually do more damage than you heal.
Use Ominomnicast to cast every spell cast thus far, including the ones cast last turn.
[5] You cast every spell that has been cast before in this battle. Once each. The Red Mage Avatar is injured.
Run Program:Pause_Boss.EXE over my labtop
Error: insufficient privileges.Find a physical therapist and work with them to regain explodability.
[1] They find that all of your plutonium is missing.
Summon thousands of sword-chucks and rain them down upon the surrounding area. Kill indiscriminately c:
Oh god what have I become.
[3] You injure a few players.
Attempt to consume the soul of the red mage and bind it to my will
You reach towards their soul, but it seems to be immune to your control and your digestive system.
Me-doken! Drown that sumbitch.
[3] You destroy their armour, but don't deal much actual damage.
Create a portable factory. There's probably some technomancy involved there.
[6] Done. It quickly covers the battlefield with pollution.
HEAL
[5] You fully heal yourself.
Unmute the Red Mage Avatar.
[6] You unmute everyone who's muted.
Cure7 myself and clear the kudzu with Ice7.
Heal done. [3] You clear most of the kudzu, but don't do much else.
Battlefield state
A massive crater filled with metal. It is covered with pollution. There are a few patches of H4zardZ1's kudzu minions. It has a meteor in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
State
Unharmed.
Red Mage Avatar
[
Holy]
[
Cure7]
[
Ice7]
[
Meteor]
[
Dualcast]
State
Unharmed.
Partially embedded in the ground.
Deathcount: 61
Coolrune206
TheBiggerFish
On fire.
Nidilap
AoshimaMichio
A paladin.
Has destructively holy aura.
Paphi
Wielding Megggas.
Contains a bunch of souls.
Surrounded by an area where the veil between life and death is thin.
Has sword wounds.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor cannot control body.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has no plutonium.
Arcvasti
Elephant Parade
The Red Mage Avatars' hat.
Not on their head.
Has an autorevive.
Empiricist
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Has 2 autorevives.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A necromancer.
Has access to advanced life magic.
Has sword wounds.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
crazyabe
Whisperling
Has a mech.
Has portable, pollution-spewing factory.
Has 2 autorevives.
Lermfish
Has an autorevive.
Has sword wounds.
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Has 2 autorevives.
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
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