Well, you ought to know what I'm doing by now.
FIREBALL.
[1] You set yourself on fire.
Being the ultimate symbol of Red Mage-ness, use the pinnacle of Red Mage abilities: Omnicast, a skill that casts every spell at once.
[1] You destroy yourself with raw magical power. You then revive.
(If I autorevive, will I keep my abilities?)
Apply a [Holy Affinity] to myself, which makes me a holy item and greatly empowers my wielder if he too is holy.
[6] You become impervious to holy power, and amplify it greatly if it's channeled through you.
Become a black mage- a manipulator of life and death
[5] You become a necromancer with access to advanced life magic.
Give flight to everyone, fly up high, attack the boss with my powerful wind magic and a blizzard
That's more than 2 spells.
Respawn as a fire man driving a fire truck and use Flame Thrower.
[1] You accidentally turn a flamethrower on yourself, resulting in horrible burns.
Use my universe Hacking Skillz to remove the 'R' from 'burns', turning them into 'buns'.
[2] You lack root privileges for reality, and it has pretty good anti-hacking defenses.
Mech: keep shooting antimagic rays at the boss.
Me: Create a swarm of fabrication drones.
Your mech isn't automated.
Apply poison to Meggas and attack Red Mage
[3] You land a glancing hit with Meggas, but the Red Mage resists the poison.
Eat a magical cupcake to taunt the red mage.
[1] You eat a cupcake full of deadly poison. Respawn?
Summon and hurl sword-chucks at Red Mage.
[1] You summon some swordchucks and bleed out within seconds of trying to use them. You then revive.
I'm grasping for straws here.
>Cast stun on the Red Mage.
[4] You disorient the boss enough for them to get a -1 to their next roll.
Gather an army of holy paladins and clerics.
[3] You gain 5 holy minions.
Remove the debuffs on the Red Mage Avatar.
[2] You fail.
Dualcast Meteor and Holy targeting Beirus.
[6
-1-1] You slam a meteor into the terrain, but don't actually hit anyone.
You vaporize Beirus in a blast of holy power. He is mostly unaffected, despite it instantly killing him.
Notes to be released in near future, after I update them.Battlefield state
A massive crater filled with metal and covered in frost. It has a meteor in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
State
Unharmed.
Red Mage Avatar
[
Holy]
[
Cure7]
[
Ice7]
[
Meteor]
[
Dualcast]
State
Has a minor sword injury.
Frozen to the ground.
Deathcount: 59
Coolrune206
TheBiggerFish
On fire.
Nidilap
AoshimaMichio
A paladin.
Has destructively holy aura.
Has 5 holy minions.
Paphi
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor is inactive and cannot control body.
Has bruised stomach.
Many broken bones.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Arcvasti
Elephant Parade
The Red Mage Avatars' hat.
Not on their head.
Has an autorevive.
Empiricist
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Has 2 autorevives.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A necromancer.
Has access to advanced life magic.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
Wielding Megggas.
crazyabe
Whisperling
Has a mech.
Has 2 autorevives.
Lermfish
Has an autorevive.
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Has 2 autorevives.
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
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