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Author Topic: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...  (Read 13894 times)

Xotes

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2008, 09:42:00 pm »
Xotes pulls up a chain, revealing a secret passage.
"Into the Xotes-cave!"
Xotes descends into the cave.

The Batman theme music is heard in the backround.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Xotes ]

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"Compatibility mode", dude. If he tries running it under "capatability mode" some terrible thing involving elder gods will probably happen.
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You say that like it's not a good time to discuss weird people. It's always a good time to discuss weird people.
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I was like, ha, this looks like a pretty dumb and boring game. I was so wrong. Gentlemen, I have discovered true fun.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2008, 09:45:00 pm »
The musketdwarf grabs Xotes by the +Cotton t-shirt+ with his right hand!

"Yer na' goin' n'where so fast, lad!"

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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2008, 09:45:00 pm »
Fenrir cancels Go to Own Secret Lair: Job item never existed
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2008, 09:47:00 pm »
Xotes stops in mid-run, comically bouncing back into the dwarf that grabbed him.
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Quote from: Josephus
"Compatibility mode", dude. If he tries running it under "capatability mode" some terrible thing involving elder gods will probably happen.
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You say that like it's not a good time to discuss weird people. It's always a good time to discuss weird people.
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I was like, ha, this looks like a pretty dumb and boring game. I was so wrong. Gentlemen, I have discovered true fun.

apache1990

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2008, 09:47:00 pm »
The Battlemaster fires pulse lasers at the musketdwarf in the right hand!
It is incinerated!
The musketdwarf gives in to pain.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2008, 09:48:00 pm »
Coyote cancels plan assault on battlemaster repair station: interrupted by musketdwarf dragging kicking and screaming Xotes
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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #66 on: January 22, 2008, 09:49:00 pm »
Fenrir has been fine lately. He has taken joy in slaughter recently. He has been annoyed by a Battlemaster recently.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #67 on: January 22, 2008, 09:49:00 pm »
Musketdwarf cancels drag Xotes: unconscious.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #68 on: January 22, 2008, 09:50:00 pm »
Never thought it was possible to spam a topic with pages of non-related roleplaying without anyone saying anything. I really didnt.
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As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of those dwarves that suffer your neglect.

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #69 on: January 22, 2008, 09:50:00 pm »
Xotes stops struggling, before grinning wickedly.

"Let go of me an gimme back my boomstick. Or... I'll be forced to play a childrens card game with you!"

Xotes twitches upon noticing the dwarf holding him had fallen unconcious. Xotes grabs his boomstick.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Xotes ]

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"Compatibility mode", dude. If he tries running it under "capatability mode" some terrible thing involving elder gods will probably happen.
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You say that like it's not a good time to discuss weird people. It's always a good time to discuss weird people.
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I was like, ha, this looks like a pretty dumb and boring game. I was so wrong. Gentlemen, I have discovered true fun.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #70 on: January 22, 2008, 09:53:00 pm »
Torak, God of Trolling cancels Troll Spam: Interrupted by Monstrous Wolf
Fenrir bites the God of Trolling in the head.
It flies off in a bloody arc!
Torak, God of Trolling has been struck down.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #71 on: January 22, 2008, 09:53:00 pm »
Apache, Battlemaster, suspends do nothing: Torak
"The thread is about violence, so we're making some more."
The Battlemaster resumes do nothing.
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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #72 on: January 22, 2008, 09:54:00 pm »
The musketdwarf looks surprised at Xotes' ferocity!
The musketdwarf adjusts the grip of his right hand on Xotes' +cotton T-shirt+.
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Quote from: Robert A.Heinlein
Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion, that violence has never solved anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #73 on: January 22, 2008, 09:54:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fenrir:
<STRONG>Torak, God of Trolling </STRONG>

Since when is mentioning that you're spamming trolling, please, tell me.

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As you journey to the center of the world, feel free to read the death announcements of those dwarves that suffer your neglect.

One billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the cosmos. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips, I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my veins. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk and free throw.

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Re: Armok doesn't like you to help elves...
« Reply #74 on: January 22, 2008, 09:54:00 pm »
Musketdwarf cancels drag Xotes: still unconscious, and has no right hand.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: apache1990 ]

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