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[Fenrir]

The Wolf Cultist has arrived! x3
The Wolf Cultist begins chanting x3
Fenrir, Monstrous Wolf cancels Be Deceased: Interrupted by Magical Chant
The Wolf Cultist transforms into a Werewolf! x3
The Monstrous Wolf charges at the dwarven firing-line.
The Werewolf bites the Battlemaster in the leg.
The shot glances away.
The Werewolf bites the Battlemaster in the center torso.
The shot glances away.
The Werewolf grabs the Battlemaster by the head.

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by apache1990:
<STRONG>Apache, Battlemaster, cancels become damaged: no such part.</STRONG>

He thinks your an Apache helicopter.

[apache1990]

Battlemaster cancels perform upgrade: under attack
The Battlemaster counterstrikes!
The Battlemaster detonates A-Pods at the werewolf in the lower body!
It is bisected!
Werewolf has been struck down.
The Battlemaster kicks the werewolf in the right front leg!
It is battered!
The werewolf is stunned!
The werewolf is propelled away by the blow.
The werewolf collides with a werewolf.
The werewolf is stunned!
The werewolf falls over.

[Pandarsenic]

The Werewolf cancels fight Apache: Mortally wounded.

Pandarsenic cancels eat Werewolf Chunks: No head.

EDIT: Spelling. Really.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Pandarsenic ]

[Xotes]

Xotes has been spotted!
Xotes stabs the werewolf in the heart!
The werewolf falls over.
Xotes cancels task: Gloat, interrupted by Battlemaster.

"Oooooh. Shit."

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by Pandarsenic:
<STRONG>The Werewolf cancels fight dwarves: Mortally wounded.

Pandarsenic cancels eat Werewolf Chunks: No head.</STRONG>

Werewolf cancels Cancel Fight Dwarves: Wasn't Fighting Dwarves in the First Place
The spinning ‼confusion‼ strikes the Werewolf in the head.
It is bruised.

[Pandarsenic]

Pandarsenic cancels new post: Busy with retcon.
Pandarsenic has created YOUSAWNOTHING, a masterwork retcon!

[Impending Doom]

The musketdwarf bayonets Pandarsenic in the upper body with his =+Iron Musket+=.
It is pierced!
Pandarsenic's right lung has been pierced!
Pandarsenic looks sick!
Pandarsenic vomits.

[Pandarsenic]

Pandarsenic cancels Look Sick: Headless
Pandarsenic cancels Vomit: Headless
Pandarsenic cancels attack: Regrowing head

[Fenrir]

The Monstrous Wolf cancels Kick Dwarven Ass: Interrupted by Werewolves Getting Owned
The Monstrous Wolf bites the Battlesmaster in the arm.
It is mangled!
The Monstrous Wolf latches on firmly.
The Werewolf is no longer stunned. x2

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

[Xotes]

Xotes cancels task cower: Overcome by courage.
Xotes fires at The Monstrous Wolf with its pistol.
The bullet misses.
Xotes curses.

[Impending Doom]

The spinning +Musketball Volley+ strikes Pandarsenic in the regrown head.
The shot glances away.

*The coyote glares at his musketdwarves, enraged by their incompetence*

"You IDIOTS! Is it so hard to just shoot STRAIGHT?"

[apache1990]

The Battlemaster fires cluster munitions with its LB20-X AC at Xotes in the right upper arm, right lower arm, right hand, upper body, lower body, and head!
It is pierced!
It is pierced!
It is pierced!
The shot glances away.
It is pierced!
Xotes' spleen has been pierced!
The shot misses.
Xotes' looks sick!
Battlemaster cancels attack: heat level critical.
Battlemaster cancels shut down: triple strength myomers enabled!

Triple strength myomer description: "...an image of a Battlemaster and steam in endosteel.  The Battlemaster is steaming.  The Battlemaster is laughing."

[Xotes]

Xotes fires at Werewolf.
The bullet hits the werewolf in the brain!
It is mangled!

Xotes raises his pistol up.

"And this... is my BOOMSTICK!"

Xotes falls down.

[ January 22, 2008: Message edited by: Xotes ]

[Pandarsenic]

Pandarsenic fires his SVD at the werewolf.
The spinning =Rifle Round= hits it in the upper body.
The right lung is mangled.
The left lung is mangled.
The heart is mangled.
The liver is mangled.
The left foot is mangled.