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[Sl4cker]

EXPLOSIONS!

[Swords-Otter]

keep looking for treasure

[Nunzillor]

Divert a river into the lava lake.

[Elephant Parade]

Enlightened by our experience, we begin a lecturing tour/PSA-series: "Don't Do Dungeons".

[Gwolfski]

respawn, go find  a tool that can be a pickaxe.

[Salsacookies]

Enlightened by your experience, you go back in time to tell the others the dangers of dungeons.

Unfortunately, during your time travel, some alien creature melded into you, and turned you into some horrid abomination.
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You are a dumb peasant who's also a wannabe adventure, and you are in the mouth of the Mad Dungeons. You see a Fire Sword at the end of a small land bridge, above a magma lake. It feels kinda hot here...

Behind you and the crowd of other peasants spawns a horrid abomination from a portal. It is speaking a horrid sounds, and it causes you and the others to vomit blood. You feel very weak and hot, and horrid visions of horrible deaths invade your mind, falling into a lava lake being the most common.
What do you do now?

[Peradon]

Go hire an ice mage and take him with us to get the fire sword.

[Swords-Otter]

look for treasure

[Shadestyle]

Tell the abomination to be careful, it's dangerous over there.

[helmacon]

Leave all this dungeon foolishness behind. It's dangerous you know.

Go settle down in a nice village, and start a farm. Maybe with cabbages. Cabbages are good this time of year.
Of course, old Ray was saying we wouldn't get as much rain this year, he was set on growing tomatoes because of it. That just means he would be willing to sell you seed for the cabbage, he wouldn't be using it. Ray still owed you for that pig last year, so maybe you could guilt him into letting you borrow his plow to start you farm. You would have to find some workers, but there seemed to be plenty of peasants without jobs here. You could hire a few on for food at now, and pay them after the harvest.
Cabbage might be a bit of a risk, Ray always had a knack for guessing the weather. Still, it's a lot safer than this whole dungeon business.

[Elephant Parade]

Profess our newfound loathing of dungeons, as well as our plan to avoid them in the future.

[Gwolfski]

grabby loot!

[SaberToothTiger]

Destroy the bridge so that the other goits get nothing.

[GameBoyBlue]

[farm cabbage]

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[TheBiggerFish]

Leave all this dungeon foolishness behind. It's dangerous you know.

Go settle down in a nice village, and start a farm. Maybe with cabbages. Cabbages are good this time of year.
Of course, old Ray was saying we wouldn't get as much rain this year, he was set on growing tomatoes because of it. That just means he would be willing to sell you seed for the cabbage, he wouldn't be using it. Ray still owed you for that pig last year, so maybe you could guilt him into letting you borrow his plow to start you farm. You would have to find some workers, but there seemed to be plenty of peasants without jobs here. You could hire a few on for food at now, and pay them after the harvest.
Cabbage might be a bit of a risk, Ray always had a knack for guessing the weather. Still, it's a lot safer than this whole dungeon business.

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