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Author Topic: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL  (Read 4825 times)

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Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« on: November 02, 2015, 02:00:15 pm »

You are a dumb peasant who's also a wannabe adventure, and you are in the mouth of the Mad Dungeons. You see a Fire Sword at the end of a small land bridge, above a magma lake. It feels kinda hot here...

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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2015, 02:13:09 pm »

No.

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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2015, 02:14:37 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2015, 02:19:13 pm »

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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2015, 02:38:13 pm »

grabby the sword with my dwarven hands!
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2015, 04:17:04 pm »

No.
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Push this guy after he pushes the other guy.
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2015, 04:18:17 pm »

Dungeons are dangerous. We shouldn't.

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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2015, 05:03:55 pm »

look for treasure
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2015, 05:06:27 pm »

Check to see if the fire sword is too hot to touch, by holding our hand near it a bit. Can't be too careful.
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2015, 05:07:28 pm »

No.
Push this guy
Push this guy after he pushes the other guy.
Push this guy pushing the other guy after he pushes the other guy.
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2015, 05:18:38 pm »

meanwhile i run forward and loot the sword
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2015, 05:24:38 pm »

meanwhile i run forward and loot the sword
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2015, 10:53:27 pm »

You see a bunch of idiots, running and pushing greedily towards the fire sword. The combined weight of the fools causes the land bridge to break, and they all take a dip into the magma lake below. Oddly enough, the sword floats to the edge, but as you go in to see if it's hot, you notice that EVERYTHING IS HOT, and promptly run out, slightly melted and steaming. Well, this dungeon's a bit to spicy now, but maybe if you get some Ice Armor...

Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL!

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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2015, 10:56:16 pm »

Reset, this is too dangerous.
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Re: Dungeons are Dangerous, BE CAREFUL
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2015, 11:09:25 pm »

Well. Go find a healer, get healed. Then find some ice and make some armor out of it...
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