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I don't know really. Anyway, are all goblins this tall?

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I did enjoy Masterwork Gear Assembly 3!

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Total Members Voted: 11

[Ironfang]

Try to recall what money is. Head to temple to get basic information of how things are outside your elf village.

[TheBiggerFish]

PTW.

[Glass]

Nobody here can agree on what to do. You clearly have schizophrenia. Seek mental help, perhaps?
No. No, don't do that. That would likely be unwise, and you may be accused of being demon-possessed.
Quite frankly, there is no good indication that you aren't. we are the demons of bay12

[snow dwarf]

Is it just me or the villagers look like kobolds?

[Ironfang]

Use a poll to decide action.

[Glass]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

[evictedSaint]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

[TankKit]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

Leaf-eared Scumbag! _{^{Note: All for fun.}}

[Ironfang]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

Leaf-eared Scumbag! _{^{Note: All for fun.}}

Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.

[Rethi-Eli]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

Leaf-eared Scumbag! _{^{Note: All for fun.}}

Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.

lol u lil' pint-sized shit

[TankKit]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

Leaf-eared Scumbag! _{^{Note: All for fun.}}

Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.

lol u lil' pint-sized shit

Honeybadger loving scum!

[IndigoFenix]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

Leaf-eared Scumbag! _{^{Note: All for fun.}}

Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.

lol u lil' pint-sized shit

Honeybadger loving scum!

Weed.

[Glass]

Pertaining to the current poll: why not just "ears"?

Shut up, you knife-eared fuck.

Leaf-eared Scumbag! _{^{Note: All for fun.}}

Enough with this nonsense you blade-eared leaf-brains! I do suspect that the village will be less than friendly given the subject of the poll.

lol u lil' pint-sized shit

Honeybadger loving scum!

Weed.

By Cacame, you are all gloriously absurd.

[Monitor Lisard]

Guys, chill. I haven't thought that the poll would produce such am amount of fantasy racism.

Try to recall what money is. Head to temple to get basic information of how things are outside your elf village.

Money?... You mean, those metal sticks the Acolyte told me about? She said humans and other races trade them for actual goods. She also mentioned they make rusty iron, silver, gold and copper ones, but I have no idea on their actual worth. You could craft a weapon using those, I guess?... They are heavy, for sure, five to six pounds of load.

I presumed a helm would act as a hat. A wooden hat would act as a helm as well.
Maybe just add something to hang on the unicorn horn. Some cloth to the back of the neck and that should do.

I would also suggest heading to the town and act diplomatically. Keep a lookout of any dogs or people that require help.

I don't think adding anything to the horn would make a useful sunscreen. But, whatever. Also, neck protection is a priority.



Huh. Goodbye, ponytail. You will be fondly remembered as one of the best, simple, totally-not-kinky hairstyles available for an action girl.

Hesitantly enter town. Keep money concealed, look around for places of interest.

Sounds reasonable. After all, it's the first time in a while you visit surrounding villages. The places are a haven for shady business and are teeming with wrongdoers, criminals, bandits, weird cultists, government agents, even aliens from another dimensions... THEY ARE COMING FOR ME!!!

Boldly enter the town. Flash around your money, wander towards the nearest tavern.

Why should I be worried though? I'm a top badass here! I've got bling, and loads of coin. They be bending to me as soon as I enter their backwater shithole. Yo, knife ears wit' an attitude.



"Halt!"

Uh oh!



"In the name of the Beautiful Fellowship, what is your business here?"

...That's some fancy human dialect we got here. Either that, or I'm just bad... Time for diplomacy, I guess?



"I am a traveller! I came here to rest for a while, refill my supples and do business, nothing more!"



"Huh, a traveler you say? Well, you do look like you came from far away. Now listen here - I doubt anyone will be eager to trade with you with that foreign look and attitude of yours. Two coins, and I tell you everything you need to know about the place and how we do things here. Deal?"

[evictedSaint]

Fuck off, round-ears.