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Hiss hiss~

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I don't know really. Anyway, are all goblins this tall?

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I did enjoy Masterwork Gear Assembly 3!

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Total Members Voted: 11

[JumpingJack]

Jump away and try to get the sword. If that fails and the badger gets the pin, let's hold up our arms to guard the throat. Then kick the Badger in the neathers.

If we get the sword, assume the defensive position with the sword out.

Sounds better than punching it in the face. Man, who recommended that anyway?

+1

[Monitor Lisard]

Sorry for the wait! Had been rather busy lately. Here's a snippet from the upcoming update.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Ironfang]

-pokes thread to see if it is still alive, hoping monitor is just busy and hasn't forgotten-

[evictedSaint]

How have I missed this thread

[snow dwarf]

-pokes thread to see if it is still alive, hoping monitor is just busy and hasn't forgotten-

+1

[Glass]

I want to see this happen.

How about taking a defensive position? There'll probably be a better chance of hitting if we wait for the best chance to attack, and also a lower chance of being hit if we take precautions against it.

Alternately, why don't we try those eleven calming powers again?

[Monitor Lisard]

I haven't forgotten this yet, lads! It's been a combination of exeptionally busy uni days, procrastination and self-hate over poor quality of the resulting pictures.

Duck,  than wrestle it by it's tail.

You roll a 3!

Duck, you say? I don't think it's a viable option at the moment. Unless my face is a negligible asset.

Jump away and try to get the sword. If that fails and the badger gets the pin, let's hold up our arms to guard the throat. Then kick the Badger in the neathers.

If we get the sword, assume the defensive position with the sword out.

Sounds better than punching it in the face. Man, who recommended that anyway?

+1

You roll a 6!

Dodging, on the other hand...

Finally, all these years of unforgiving dodgeball training are paying off! Sorry, pal, I'm just too good at this.



Wham!



You roll a 5!

Huh, there is my sword! En garde!

Wait... Is it stunned?



Lucky me.

[Glass]

That works too.

Tame it! Pet badger!

[snow dwarf]

Try your skills at befriending it again, if it doesn't work - the head sails off in an arc.

[Ironfang]

Keep sword up defensively and try to keep it disabled. Once safely disabled, attempt to tame it.

If it is successfully tamed, name it Honeymeat.

If not, put it down.

[IndigoFenix]

You've always wanted a pet that has a 10% chance of flipping out and mauling everything in sight every round.

Try offering it some food from your pack.  Badgers love food.

[Monitor Lisard]

That works too.

Tame it! Pet badger!

Come on, you dumbass! All I want is to be your friend! Elves are supposed to be at peace with nature, why do you keep flippin shit all the time?



You roll a 2!

-GRRRRH!-

Here we go again.

Keep sword up defensively and try to keep it disabled. Once safely disabled, attempt to tame it.

If it is successfully tamed, name it Honeymeat.

If not, put it down.

You roll a 4!

Yaah!

-Slash!-

-plaintive growl-



Uh oh. I think I merely scratched it.

It took a flight, however, without even fighting back.



...H-hey! I'm sorry! I didn't mean... Do you want yam? I've got some yummy yam here! Honeymeat!

Eh. No cool pet for me today.

[Ironfang]

Yippie, not dying is great.

Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland. 

Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.

[Glass]

Yippie, not dying is great.

Now, I would suggest following the brook for a while. Food is likely to grow near it, and people are likely to settle by it.
Plus you will have access to water while you travel it. Brooks and streams like these are the life blood of any wasteland. 

Maybe try tree singing on that palm to make a useful tool. Maybe a simple stave could be of use, or perhaps a wooden helm to protect from sun and savage.

All statements seconded. For the tree-singing, I'd like to recommend a wooden hat. We're in a desert; it's hot, and anything that keeps the sun out of our eyes is good.

[evictedSaint]

I may be biased, but I gotta say the decision to go to sprites is a solid choice u_u