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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25665 on: April 17, 2016, 05:51:26 am »

"I suppose it's a nice place to live, if you discount the supervillains and giant monsters."

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25666 on: April 17, 2016, 05:52:11 am »

"That felt unutterably pointless."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25667 on: April 17, 2016, 05:53:17 am »

simuna magically refreezes herself back together and trickshots penelope from space by bouncing a bullet over twenty three different space shuttles and specifically four space shuttles twice

"We could probably live here. Makes the prospect of settling down a lot less boring!"
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25668 on: April 17, 2016, 05:55:02 am »

penelope responds by rider kicking simuna in space by flying up and kicking through an asteroid field
"Well, those Union guys could use people like you."

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25669 on: April 17, 2016, 05:55:39 am »

Sandra, in an act of inestimable bravery, doesn't faint. She's still pretty much useless unless she wants to break her tentacles on solid metal, assuming she stopped shaking enough to attack.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25670 on: April 17, 2016, 05:55:44 am »

"That goes for the Mojave, too, if by supervillains you mean the Legion."

wilson sneaks up on simuna with her favorite kind of flowers, her favorite type of confection, and a shoulder massage
« Last Edit: April 17, 2016, 05:58:37 am by Sentient Bowtie »
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25671 on: April 17, 2016, 05:57:22 am »

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25672 on: April 17, 2016, 05:57:51 am »

penelope responds by rider kicking simuna in space by flying up and kicking through an asteroid field
"Well, those Union guys could use people like you."
"What, really?"

simuna kills penelope due to environmental damage, which she is immune to because space is cold
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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« Reply #25673 on: April 17, 2016, 05:59:05 am »

((I'm triggered))
((Hilarious.))

simuna kills penelope due to environmental damage, which she is immune to because space is cold
wilson sneaks up on simuna with her favorite kind of flowers, her favorite type of confection, and a shoulder massage
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25674 on: April 17, 2016, 05:59:36 am »

"Depends, do the Legion go around throwing cars at people, taking over City Hall and declare themselves kings of the world?

And yes, they could."

rider suit, you fool
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25675 on: April 17, 2016, 06:01:57 am »

simuna declines due to a lack of ranged weaponry
"They sound like they need a real hero! Are you saying those kinds of people are in high demand?"
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25676 on: April 17, 2016, 06:02:53 am »

"Yes, more or less."

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25677 on: April 17, 2016, 06:04:37 am »

wilson just wants to give them all shoulder rubs, is that too much to ask?? a healthy relationship with four women at once in which he waits on them hand and foot?? ?? this country is in SHAMBLES

"Nobody really does very much with cars any more.. and I don't know what a City Hall is, but it's probably obvious.
Does taking over an island in the Colorado count?"
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25678 on: April 17, 2016, 06:05:48 am »

"Wha-?! I would think that that would be the opposite case! Are you saying you think of yourself as less than a hero?"

"polyamory is a LIE"
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #25679 on: April 17, 2016, 06:06:55 am »

"but... i made everyone their favorite meals... and took a seven-week massage course..."
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