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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Mio smirks for once.
"Oh my. Perhaps I was wrong, and you DO have a crush on me."

[SOLDIER First]

"I most certainly do not have a crush on you. I may, however, soon have an impalement on you."
Eirika pretends to brandish her new spear.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Oh my, you'll impale me? At least you had the sense to buy me dinner first."

[TheBiggerFish]

Suddenly Eirika is rip due to bad innuendo.

[SOLDIER First]

Eirika stares at Mio for five entire seconds.
"Goodbye."
She stands up and begins to leave.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Mio frowns.
"I'm sorry about that. That was bad."

[SOLDIER First]

Eirika continues leaving at an extremely slow pace.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Mio frowns and stands up, walking with Eirika.
"Did I hit a nerve?"

[SOLDIER First]

"You are, quite literally, the worst jokester I have ever met in my entire life. I don't even possess the- the body necessary to do something like that."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Sorry, I just.....I just thought the joke worked and-b-blame my friends for it, they taught me those kinds of jokes!"

[SOLDIER First]

"I shall teach them the proper way to speak to a woman."
Eirika does not look happy. Where did that spiked collar come from...?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I-it's not often I get to talk to people, really. They're my only friends, so to speak."

[SOLDIER First]

"Still, they need to learn respect."

[TheBiggerFish]

Yup.  Much staring at the font of snuggles as if they are Alanis's only anchor in a very wobbly world.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Still, they need to learn respect."

"It's not that bad."