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[IamanElfCollaborator]

alria is kidnap by pettanko appreciation club

[mcclay]

alria is kidnap by pettanko appreciation club

fuk

[IamanElfCollaborator]

rip alria

[TheBiggerFish]

Alanis continues holding onto It That Embraces.

[USEC_OFFICER]

But if Alria is dead, then how can we appreciate her chest?

[Twi]

Alanis continues holding onto It That Embraces.

It That Embraces pets her gently while waiting to have an audience of more than one person.

[kj1225]

Spoiler: Acquisition Department Memo: Mother fuckin' stop (click to show/hide)

Dr. [name redacted] here. I know that we're try to be as moral about this as possible, but I can not work with these materials. I mean, corpses are fine for experimentation normally, especially if they're gathered with permission like these ones, but COME THE FUCK ON! You give me materials that spontaneously reanimate into RANDOM ARMS AND LEGS and a bag of dust from a dead royal guard captain. (Although the helmet was bitchin', send Phil my regards for getting it. It's got that plume and those little teeth on it, very nice.) It's only thanks to PHIL (you know, Fuckup Phil) that I have a Gem (seriously? Who the fuck named these guys, Children's show writers?) that is willing to give me at least some basic help with these new mods, and let's not forget him getting me a that machine for pumping Spirit into things. Anyways, to sum up why I wrote this memo, start bringing me living subjects, or you're all fired.
PS. I need new gags, the last test subject bit right through the last one. I mean, the implant was a complete success after all.
PPS: Next person to ask about my relationship with the Pearl in any way the suggests I'm being anything but professional, is being used as a test subjects for uninary mods.

[mcclay]

But if Alria is dead, then how can we appreciate her chest?

Stop feeling her up with your eyes can involve me in this magical story of dumbshit

[TheBiggerFish]

((By the way, did you read her reaction to the speech?))

[USEC_OFFICER]

-snip-

"How useless!" Motya declares, and then resumes their search for more files and the like. As intriguing as the memo was, it told them nothing of value after all. Most importantly, they do not poke around in any of the experiments or equipment set up. That's a recipe to lose a limb after all.

Stop feeling her up with your eyes can involve me in this magical story of dumbshit

It's moments like these were punctuation is important, because I have no idea what you're trying to say.

[mcclay]

S H U S H

Alria looms behind Motya, looking rather incensed.
"What the fuck happened while I was away? Why was I in a storage closet?"

[TheBiggerFish]

...Anyone trying to remove Alanis from It That Embraces will need a crowbar.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Motya is almost two meters tall. The only way that Alria can loom behind them is if they are on a stepstool. "It depends! When were you gone? And I do not know why you were in a storage closet. How confusing! Only you may answer such a question!"

[kj1225]

The search only yields more of what they found. Something tells the that they should grab the memo despite it's seeming lack of worth. It's the GM who's saying it. So you should probably do it so he can finish this up. You have a feeling you'll be back later anyways.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Fine... Pick up that memo then. Not like we can do much else here.