Gozer Dozes -Around- the trees, Dackly uses "Move Blockhead!" to swing him in a parabolic arc around the wall, to maintain momentum as he rushes to the source.
Constitution- 10
Dexterity- 3
Intelligence-
Luck- 3
Resistance- 5
Strength- 9
Synergy-
Horrific bite: Deal 1dSTR damage to a target, and puts them in the user's mouth. Cannot be used while a target is in the user's mouth.
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(17) Sinfib = 23 HP
(16) Big Daddy = 40 HP
(15 Hammerlock = 25 HP
/15) Bulborb = 42 HP
(17, 6+2, 4+2, 3+2, 4+2, 2+2, 2+2, 6+2, 2+2, 6+2, 1+2, 4+2, 6+2, 1+2) Sinfib blasts the Bulborb with Magic missiles, dealing... 8 damage? two of them turn into ethereal hands, which remove their ethereal gloves and slap the Bulborb's face several times with them to wake it up completely, +1 Init next turn.
Nearly all of the missiles have bounced off of it's thick hide, when Finsib takes a closer look.
The beast lets out an ungodly roar.(Goal, 25
11+1) Big Daddy cannot even get the Log to play, much less play well enough to understand.
(6) Hammerlock takes out his Rifle, just as the Bulborb uses "Horrific Bite", Dealing 6 damage!
Hammerlock steadies his rifle even as he is trapped in the monster's jaw, He aims for one of it's eye stalks.
Meanwhile:
Deathspell summons two wisps, and has them try to Tip the Dice.
(Goal, 18
13+2, 9+2)
The wisp's combined strength Throws the dice in the air, it collides to the ground with a thud, the top face is...
(1) One, huh, you get the feeling that any luck this dice had has just ran out. Your wisps have been upgraded with +1 Luck.
(Goal, 12
9)
The stone shudders, and then erupts from the ground, shooting a probuscus needle out of it's face and into one of Deathspell's Wisps!
The pile of leaves rustles in fear.
(Max) Cloaking Burrownit = 30 HP
(17) Wisp 1 = 30 HP (Poked!)
(15) Wisp 2 = 30 HP
(13) Deathspell = 16 HP
Meanwhile:
"Because I was designed for usefulness and being cheap to make, rather than for my own personal tastes!"
"I was then refitted with the best materials a cybernetic hunter can obtain, which amounts to bones and blood glue!" He says to Little Sister, as he produces a Large hunting Knife and begins to Flay the cooked Bulborb, setting aside every part on it's own place of the mat.
Meanwhile:
(15+???) Zero fires a supremely slow moving gyroget from the sniper rifle, which smashes into the wall after 10 seconds of travel, obliterating it in an ungodly explosion.
The little mossy thing is knocked out of it's apparently self made shell, revealing a slimy little brown creature with a leaf on it's head, it lands with a splat on the ground, and after a look, runs off through the pool and behind a bend, the simple act of landing seems to have attached more debris to it, giving it a face full of grasses.
No prose is needed to demonstrate what that Sniper rifle is capable of.
1. ENG
2. Big Daddy
3. Sinfib
4. Deathspell