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[SOLDIER First]

"Uh, it works every time, guaranteed, or our money back and I've never gotten my money back.
...Which is to say it works."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Mio nods, and transforms into her Hero form, picking up Periw and pressing her close.
"Alright, I'll go first, with Periw."

[SOLDIER First]

He nods, and continues walking.
After walking on the platforms for a few minutes, some of which are floating in the water, they come to a strange building sitting in the water. A brightly-dressed man stands in front of a large door in the front of the building, next to a strange-looking machine with a crank on one side and pipes on the top.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Is this how we get to the Arbiter's Grounds?"

[SOLDIER First]

"Welcome to the-- Who-biter's what, now?"
Link steps forward and hands the man a letter. The man reads it.
"Alright, I see. One free Oasis Flight, then? ...For all of you?"
Link nods to the man, and he sighs. "Step through the door and watch the lip."
He moves to stand on the other side of the machine with the crank on it, and the large door opens up automatically.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Mio strolls in with Periw, presumably.

[SOLDIER First]

Link follows, trying not to stand too close to the cute short green person the cute Hero girl in the miniskirt the cute girl with the weapons either of the three as they enter.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Link gets punted for checking out Mio's chest
Mio activates Fairy Barrier, awaiting a flight.

[Twinwolf]

Link gets stabbed. Then slashed. Then shot. Repeatedly.

Anna waits for her turn.

[SOLDIER First]

What chest?
The cannon could, uncomfortably, accommodate them all if Anna wanted to squeeze in.

[Twinwolf]

Waiting it is.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

rip anna
Mio is ready.

[SOLDIER First]

Fine. Be that way.
The door slams shut rather forcibly, shaking the building.
The man takes his place and begins to crank the machine, playing a tune. The roof of the building opens up as a cannon rises out, rotating to face the northeast. The tune gets faster and faster until the cannon fires, launching everyone high into the sky.

"Don't like being that close together, huh?" the man says to Anna.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Mio holds Periw tight, showing no fear at being launched.

[Twinwolf]

"I could land on one of them. Mio would probably be fine, but I'm not so sure about Periw."