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[TheBiggerFish]

"Ah.

Who did it get away as, is the question.

And you need a better way to authenticate yourself."

[TCM]

BONUS BOSS BATTLE: THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
THEME: "Y.M.C.A." IN A MINOR KEY

The Donchaka elect to wait to make their move until the Village People have all attacked.

Volx infuses the Donchaka with the Swiftness of the wind! They only planned to use one action this turn, so next turn they can use two actions.


The Police Officer unleashes his vehicular maneuver, driving towards the Donchaka and Volx and pulling out a sub-machine gun to perform a Drive-By! It does 20 damage to the Donchaka, lowering their RES from 54 to 34. Volx is hit for a hefty 22 points of damage!

The Chief pulls out a War Club and charges at the Donchaka! He bashes it over them, attempting to pound through their aura and dealing 10 damage to it.

The Construction Worker throws a bucket of wet cement on the Donchaka. The Donchaka are coated in wet cement and their initiative in the fight has fallen!

The Biker makes a Molotov Cocktail and throws it into the center of the Donchaka, which ignites some of them aflame thanks to them being coated in beer! They suffer 8 points of pure damage!

The Naval Officer begins to charge up an attack!

The Cowboy fires his shotgun twice into the Donchaka! It takes away 20 points of bonus RES.


The Donchaka go into a rendition of the ballad of 1999! All of their status effects are removed! Their fever gauge increases to 13, and everyone in the party is healed for 15 HP!

The Village People continue to boogie. "You'll have to try harder than that to take us down!"

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Heroes:
Donchaka: [58/58] [+4 Bonus RES] [Fever Gauge: 13]
Volx: [57/64]

Village People:
Police Officer: ?
Chief: ?
Construction Worker: ?
Biker: ?
Cowboy: ?
Naval Officer: ?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"If you guys are wondering what that smell of brine is, that would be me. He won't smell like brine."

[TheBiggerFish]

"That is not a definitive tell.  A mechanical authentication method would be far more efficacious.  Assuming, that is, that he cannot replicate something he has not seen."

[Shadestyle]

If Volx would be so kind as to repeat swiftness once more, the donchaka repeat defence asap followed by healing after the enemy turn is concluded, they are getting closer...

"Oh we're just warming up big guys!~" a lone Donchaka says in the fever.

((Status seems to be out of date, wait, I see now, RES is being used as temp hp, that's fair. also, this boss fight is INTERESTING, I had a feeling it wouldn't be as easy as my calculations predicted... Nice job.))

[kj1225]

"... you guys hear music?"
Kyle says looking around.

[TheBiggerFish]

((RES != tempHP though...))

[Chevaleresse]

Volx obliges with another Swiftness.
Haruka nods quietly, seemingly relieved that someone else has taken over the role of speaking.

[Adragis]

Sandra listens intently.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"That is not a definitive tell.  A mechanical authentication method would be far more efficacious.  Assuming, that is, that he cannot replicate something he has not seen."

".......so you're telling me that someone who smells like brine can't be told from someone who doesn't smell like brine?"

[TCM]

Aesford listens. "Yeah, I can hear the beat thumping..."

A group of exceptionally well-dressed men run down the street. "You guys want to check out what's going on?"

[TheBiggerFish]

"That is not a definitive tell.  A mechanical authentication method would be far more efficacious.  Assuming, that is, that he cannot replicate something he has not seen."

".......so you're telling me that someone who smells like brine can't be told from someone who doesn't smell like brine?"

"It is much less foolproof to have something more tangible.  Kyoko was taken in by this Cell, was she not?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"......I would not be taking her as the prime example of smarts."
"W-what kind of a sucker do you take me for? I'm not some blowfish!"
"Last week, you forgot what a wallet was and tried to eat the damn thing."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Further, external authentication can be expanded beyond you to some small number of others.  Whereas your smell will not be extensible."

[kj1225]

Aesford listens. "Yeah, I can hear the beat thumping..."

A group of exceptionally well-dressed men run down the street. "You guys want to check out what's going on?"

Kyle thinks for a second before shrugging.