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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"What puns? I'm talking like any ordinary cuttlefish!"

[Twinwolf]

Don't start laughing. And don't ask what's with all the puns. And don't start also doing fish puns.

...Goddamnit Asuka.

"Some people have... lapses of judgment.

So, do you have any idea what is destroying the shopping district?"

[Sl4cker]

Asuka sits down against an alley wall.
((what are you talking about, twin
read the mood, geez))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Me and my partner here were actually investigating what kind of squid would go around trashing the place before you squids went in here and trapped him in like a fish in a net."
She gestures to the fedora-and-trenchcoat wearing creature behind her.

[Twinwolf]

((That was Victoria's thinking. Should probably have made it in italics with Victoria's text color, but I didn't want an entire post of that color.))

"Sorry. Him running away just as the sounds stopped made it seem like he might have had something to do with it.

Did you find anything before all that happened?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I'm gilly not sure, but maybe my partner did?"

[Chevaleresse]

Haruka also reverts. (sorry, class)

[Powder Miner]

Evridiki is just glaring intensely at the air, pinching the bridge of her nose with a gloved hand.

[Adragis]

Sandra nods meekly.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((rip evridiki in pis
she died of being done with this shit))

[Shadestyle]

"So, when do we get to safely and non-lethally put boots to asses?"

"You do not wear boots Dackly, you don't own any either."

"Well Obviously, I'm going to buy some, and wear them on my fists, Gozer, and then I will apply those now worn boots to some poor fools who get a bit too story-hungry!"

"Someone please call the nearest Shoe stores, she will get bored and quit when that does not work."

"No, don't do that!  He's Right!"

[Sl4cker]

Simuna raises a hand. "Couldn't we just create some sort of illusion to distract them instead of doing anything for real?"

[Powder Miner]

"I mean... it could possibly work, depending on how insane the paparazzi is feeling and how prepared it is at, well, any given moment, but, uh... is there anyone here with illusion capabilities?"

[Shadestyle]

"Yeah, but if the illusions don't beat them up, or otherwise resist, it won't be a believable false target."

"If a HERO of all things needs bodyguards for paparazzi, we have to assume our talents will be needed."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"We tried that last time. Needless to say, after the incident with the goat and a hero....I forget his name, but he's an excellent cook....we don't want that again."