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[Shadestyle]

"Thanks to the power of Nyx, Goddess of the night, I should be able to ruin their camera's vision, or shroud us with the divine power of darkness."

[Sl4cker]

"Nice!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Anyway, back onto the mission briefing.

We need you to escort Miss Black and Mister Olhouser to a meeting place elsewhere and the city and back without the paparazzi catching them. If not, we'll never hear the end of it. Also, the paparazzi are rather......rowdy, so be careful. We don't need any casualties."

[SOLDIER First]

Wilson sets to work adding a stun function to his pistol.

[Sl4cker]

"Of course! Never would have dreamed of it!"

Simuna appears behind Wilson. "What is that?"

[SOLDIER First]

"Huh? Oh, it's just my plasma pistol. I'm trying to add a non-lethal function so I can shoot the paparazzi without, you know, killing them."

[Sl4cker]

"I see. I had imagined a more... well, lethal situation than this. Would you be able to add non-lethality to Lahja? And then remove it later?"

[SOLDIER First]

"Er, possibly. I've never worked with magic before..."

[Sl4cker]

"How does the function work, then?"

[SOLDIER First]

"On mine? I'm just trying to.. lower the intensity of the plasma... Like a really hot taser, I guess."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"We have rubber bullets and nonlethal ammunition for you, if you want."

[Sl4cker]

"On mine? I'm just trying to.. lower the intensity of the plasma... Like a really hot taser, I guess."

"That probably wouldn't work with bullets, then."

"We have rubber bullets and nonlethal ammunition for you, if you want."

"Ah, perfect. Thank you, sir."

[Shadestyle]

"Do you have nonlethal concussive unstable highly toxic materials?"

She holds up her Phason cannon.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Penelope seems to be fiddling with her Lancer Visor.
"......no, no we don't. Can you not use that?"

[Sl4cker]

"Oh, Dackly." cue sitcom credits