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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I suppose it's a nice place to live, if you discount the supervillains and giant monsters."

[TheBiggerFish]

"That felt unutterably pointless."

[Sl4cker]

simuna magically refreezes herself back together and trickshots penelope from space by bouncing a bullet over twenty three different space shuttles and specifically four space shuttles twice

"We could probably live here. Makes the prospect of settling down a lot less boring!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

penelope responds by rider kicking simuna in space by flying up and kicking through an asteroid field
"Well, those Union guys could use people like you."

[Adragis]

Sandra, in an act of inestimable bravery, doesn't faint. She's still pretty much useless unless she wants to break her tentacles on solid metal, assuming she stopped shaking enough to attack.

[SOLDIER First]

"That goes for the Mojave, too, if by supervillains you mean the Legion."

wilson sneaks up on simuna with her favorite kind of flowers, her favorite type of confection, and a shoulder massage

[Adragis]

the Mojave, to,

((I'm triggered))

[Sl4cker]

penelope responds by rider kicking simuna in space by flying up and kicking through an asteroid field
"Well, those Union guys could use people like you."

"What, really?"

simuna kills penelope due to environmental damage, which she is immune to because space is cold

[SOLDIER First]

((I'm triggered))

((Hilarious.))

simuna kills penelope due to environmental damage, which she is immune to because space is cold

wilson sneaks up on simuna with her favorite kind of flowers, her favorite type of confection, and a shoulder massage

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Depends, do the Legion go around throwing cars at people, taking over City Hall and declare themselves kings of the world?

And yes, they could."
rider suit, you fool
penelope makes out with simuna because wilson is traitor

[Sl4cker]

simuna declines due to a lack of ranged weaponry
"They sound like they need a real hero! Are you saying those kinds of people are in high demand?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yes, more or less."

[SOLDIER First]

wilson just wants to give them all shoulder rubs, is that too much to ask?? a healthy relationship with four women at once in which he waits on them hand and foot?? ?? this country is in SHAMBLES

"Nobody really does very much with cars any more.. and I don't know what a City Hall is, but it's probably obvious.
Does taking over an island in the Colorado count?"

[Sl4cker]

"Wha-?! I would think that that would be the opposite case! Are you saying you think of yourself as less than a hero?"

"polyamory is a LIE"

[SOLDIER First]

"but... i made everyone their favorite meals... and took a seven-week massage course..."