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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Woo! Shooting!

[SOLDIER First]

"Good job, Penelope."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Thanks. I'm a little rusty."

[TCM]

"I'm sorry, you're saying that 'the game turned into a bizzarre eldritch horrorfest' is a natural consequence of a career in quantum physics?  No.  Not buying it.

Especially as the game clearly supports achieving this action within normal play.  I changed no settings.  The settings do not exist to change.  I did not attempt to intentionally break the game."

The woman goes back to filing her nails.

[TheBiggerFish]

"You're seriously ignoring the bit where your employer has caused me extreme psychological trauma, opening them up to a lawsuit...In favor of your nails..."

[kj1225]

"You're seriously ignoring the bit where your employer has caused me extreme psychological trauma, opening them up to a lawsuit...In favor of your nails..."

((They did give fair warning...))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((I don't think they did though, considering Evridiki and Penelope noticed no warnings.))

[Twinwolf]

Victoria changes into her Magical Girl form- transformation sequence optional- and draws her gun. "Ready when you are."

[TheBiggerFish]

((No they didn't.  Existential crises != exposure to eldritch horrorterror.  Even with the warnings they gave, they're liable.))

[TCM]

Alanis is successfully ignored.

[TheBiggerFish]

"Your manager, please."

Assuming that the clerk continues to ignore her, the clerk finds their nail polish brush flung out of their hands.

"A manager, please."

[kj1225]

((No they didn't.  Existential crises != exposure to eldritch horrorterror.  Even with the warnings they gave, they're liable.))

((Yes it does, otherwise no one give a shit about seeing them.))

[TheBiggerFish]

((No they didn't.  Existential crises != exposure to eldritch horrorterror.  Even with the warnings they gave, they're liable.))

((Yes it does, otherwise no one give a shit about seeing them.))

((No, that's not how a disclaimer works.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((No they didn't.  Existential crises != exposure to eldritch horrorterror.  Even with the warnings they gave, they're liable.))

((Yes it does, otherwise no one give a shit about seeing them.))

((Except there were LITERALLY no warning signs....))

[TheBiggerFish]

((No they didn't.  Existential crises != exposure to eldritch horrorterror.  Even with the warnings they gave, they're liable.))

((Yes it does, otherwise no one give a shit about seeing them.))

((Except there were LITERALLY no warning signs....))

((There was one about epilepsy, pregnancy, and existential crises.  Nothing about eldritch horror safety.))

Aesford enters the simulation room, which is fairly dark and considerably less flashy than some of the other rooms. The warning sign on the way in reads, "WARNING: PLEASE CONSULT A MEDICAL EXPERT BEFORE PLAYING IF YOU ARE EPILEPTIC, PREGNANT OR PRONE TO EXISTENTIAL CRISES". Inside there are a few dozen people plugged in to generic looking VR machines. On one row there are three unoccupied machines.