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Author Topic: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...  (Read 772937 times)

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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22290 on: April 01, 2016, 06:01:45 pm »

The droid shifts, almost imperceptibly.

"You are attempting to shoot a [model etc.].  I do not know what a Russian dog is, but I am not a Russian dog.  Or a bush."

"Fuck off."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22291 on: April 01, 2016, 06:04:08 pm »

"I am afraid that at this time, I cannot justify leaving you here to possibly shoot people."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22292 on: April 01, 2016, 06:05:12 pm »

The entire sniper rifle begins freezing.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22293 on: April 01, 2016, 06:06:41 pm »

The lightsaber whips out with a hum, and melts the frost with precision.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22294 on: April 01, 2016, 06:10:03 pm »

"Fucking fuck!" Simuna jumps backwards in surprise and fires at 6AR's torso a second after the lightsaber comes out.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22295 on: April 01, 2016, 06:11:18 pm »

The droid twitched away just an instant before.

"Are you convinced this is real?"
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22296 on: April 01, 2016, 06:16:36 pm »

"Fuck you! Th-that was probably some sort of... fire magic." She sounds unsure, at this point. What she does not seem to be unsure of, however, is how to load her sniper rifle with magic and point it at a target in around 2.8 seconds.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22297 on: April 01, 2016, 06:17:23 pm »

"It is plasma, actually."

Similarly, the droid is sure in their ability to block or dodge.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22298 on: April 01, 2016, 06:22:45 pm »

Simuna grinds her teeth. "Stop that. If you tell me what's causing this and run away very quickly, I probably won't kill you."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22299 on: April 01, 2016, 06:25:55 pm »

"What is causing this is that this is real."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22300 on: April 01, 2016, 06:32:21 pm »

Simuna stops for a second.
After a moment, she walks over to the PKP-37 and stuffs it into her coat.
She then turns to 6AR with an expression of extremely copious amounts of murderous intent.
"Run away now. Very quickly."
Half a second later, she fires her rifle.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22301 on: April 01, 2016, 06:47:18 pm »

The bullet runs into a plasma sword.

"Put down the gun."
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22302 on: April 01, 2016, 06:49:39 pm »

"I'm not the one with a melee weapon here, asshole." She fires another shot whilst backing off slightly.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22303 on: April 01, 2016, 06:51:35 pm »

To be clear, that is the Jedi Mind Trick in action.

"You do not need to attack me."

The bullet stops, mid-air.
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Re: Trespassers of the Multiverse: Gaiden [IC] Four is Death...
« Reply #22304 on: April 01, 2016, 06:55:32 pm »

((wiki says it only works on the weak minded
she's killed a half a thousand people in the freezing cold
you decide if that's weak minded or not))
She blinks once at the mind trick, twice and the floating bullet, and then blanches at the fact that 6AR stopped a moving sniper bullet in midair fired at point-blank.
"Th-that's bullshit. What the hell."
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I mean no one wants dead whales and abortion clinics juxtaposed with each other, but it's just something that happens! Like false vacuum decay!
carrot cakeu
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