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[SOLDIER First]

((yeah but they were having a sort-of pissing contest not really but the spirit was there about whose world sucks more))

"What are they, anyway?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Penelope shrugs.

[SOLDIER First]

He frowns.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Perhaps we should ask one of the people who's fought them before, no?"

[SOLDIER First]

"i wanted to drink tea off of your naked stomach first ;-; Yeah. Do you see any around here?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

wilson's corpse is found hanging from the rafters with several bent metal poles keeping him in place
"Hm. Well, we should look around, no?"

[SOLDIER First]

joke's on Penelope, he was talking to BE
Wilson had Confirmed Bachelor the whole time

"Yes? ..No?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

joke's on Wilson, Penelope was going to kill him anyway
"....alright."

[TheBiggerFish]

If they're looking they might encounter Alanis.

Still humming.

[SOLDIER First]

"N-no, I wasn't... sure why you kept saying no."
joke's on Penelope, Wilson cannot be killed in the "drinking tea off of muscular lizard's naked stomach" animation^{Bug 1469}

They don't encounter Alanis, as neither has started looking.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"It's a turn of phrase. Sorry."
joke's on wilson, she doesn't care and stabs him anyway

[TheBiggerFish]

Either way, she exists in an easily found location.

[Adragis]

Sandra is still not forthcoming.

[TheBiggerFish]

Alanis knocks again.

"Sandra, please...?"

The humming continues.  If anyone's listening, she picked up where she should have been, not where she left off.

[SOLDIER First]

"Oh, alright."
joke's on Penelope, she Literally Can't due to the bug
by the time he's finished he fast travels away and cannot be found