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[Powder Miner]

Evridiki stared at Alanis and then slowly put her hand to her headset.
"_{I'm gonna need a psych t--} oh. Right. Hmm."

[TheBiggerFish]

"I have actual evidence, if it helps.

Yes I heard you, but thanks for not punching me like the last two times."

[SOLDIER First]

Alanis' head separates neatly from her spine, thanks to a black-and-teal polearm

"I'm drunk so I can't be held accountable for my words and actions but what in the complete, actual sober fuck are you talking about."

[TheBiggerFish]

"It's a long story.  Probably better shown than told, really..."

Alanis pulls out her phone and googles up a Deathclaw.

[SOLDIER First]

"I wanna see you prove it without me having to get up."
He seems adamant about staying squished between Yamals. Hm.

[TheBiggerFish]

Alanis flips her phone around.  It is showing this page.

"This you, or close enough?

Wait, nope, that's too out of universe..."

More tapping.

Now it's this page.

[SOLDIER First]

Wilson gently takes the phone to read the entirety of the page.

He finishes shortly, stares at it blankly, and promptly cracks a new bottle before chugging it.

[TheBiggerFish]

Alanis gently reclaims her phone.

"Sorry.

Evridiki, would you rather know or not know?"

((Don't expect anything, I intend to sleep now.))

[SOLDIER First]

There is a pause in the chugging.
"Shorry.. doeshn't fixsh everyshing."

[TheBiggerFish]

"...If it's any consolation I don't think I'm from the prime universe either."

[SOLDIER First]

"Jusht.. let.. let me drink in peashe."

[TheBiggerFish]

"Yeah.

_{Evridiki, you have something for this, right?"}

[TCM]

"Now, remember," Aesford waves his hands as if he were trying to deescalate a fight, "Before she says anything else, everyone remember that Alanis's prime universe theory is, you know, a theory."

[SOLDIER First]

Wilson doesn't hear Aesford and buried himself as deeply inside his dock (geddit) as possible.

[Sanure]

Tourmaline is cracking her knuckles? behind Alanis. Seems she overheard Alanis telling the new guy his world was just a video game while going to fetch some parts for repairs on Dackly's ship...