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[PrivateNomad]

ENG would unholster his pistol and take aim at papyrus's knee. Apparantly he was not joking.

"AH! THE HUMAN DESIRES TO BRING PHYSICAL HARM UNTO I? IT IS NO LIE THAT NOT EVEN HUMAN WEAPONRY CAN SHOOT DOWN MY GREATNESS! NYEH HEH HEH!"

"Challenger? How presumptuous! YOU are the challenger to MY greatness, claiming to call yourself great!

I, the Great and Powerful Chizuru, am greater than some skeleton! It takes more than a magnificent cape to achieve greatness!"
Chizuru says while eyeing ENG closely. Her hand is on her phone in her pocket, ready to transform into Hero form and take the hit with her Fairy if necessary.

"SUCH AUDACITY AND PASSION! AND WHAT MAKES YOU SO GREATER THAN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS?"

[Twi]

It That Embraces stares at ENG, momentarily.

[You are serious, aren't you.]

Then it grabs him and/or his stuff and unceremoniously (tries to?) drags him into the next room, gear and all.

[SOLDIER First]

(("I don't like that you're having fun. Therefore I will either force you out of the room - instead of leaving it myself - or literally shoot you in the kneecap. The fact that I have a gun means you need to listen to everything I say, no matter how ridiculous."))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Chizuru wisely takes a hint, guiding the conversation away from the fucking killjoy who she and her friends would be killing later ENG.
"My prowess as a sorceress and the fact that I was BORN to be GREAT!"
((In front of the undead skeleton and the mage who kicks the asses of eldritch abominations on a daily basis and can transform at the blink of a eye.))

[Dustan Hache]

"I've been putting up with this nonsense before you arrived. What exactly do you think, Primordial?"
((there is such a thing as too much BS.))

[Twi]

"I've been putting up with this nonsense before you arrived. What exactly do you think, Primordial?"

[That you have all the patience and self-restraint of a tiny child with none of the harmlessness? Troubling.]

[SOLDIER First]

((There's also such a thing as, say, being a sociopath, a psychopath, a trigger-happy killjoy, and a fucking idiot, too. So.
Maybe he can ask them to tone it down like a normal person or, say, leave? Someone please forcibly medicate this man so he isn't a danger to anyone any more.))

[PrivateNomad]

"SUCH EGO FLOWING FROM YOUR LIPS! YOU MAY BE A MAGICIAL OF GREAT RENOWN, BUT I HAVE ONE SKILL THAT YOU WILL NEVER, IN YOUR LIFE, ASCEND TO..."


"I CAN COOK SPAGHETTI!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"So can I! Tarako spaghetti! I have mastered the art of cooking that noble dish!"

[PrivateNomad]

"OH NO! YOU'RE GREAT!"

[Bluexdog]

"Are you alright Periw?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Do you yield then, noble challenger? Do you yield to my prowess?!"

[Dustan Hache]

"I've been putting up with this nonsense before you arrived. What exactly do you think, Primordial?"

[That you have all the patience and self-restraint of a tiny child with none of the harmlessness? Troubling.]

"The difference is a tiny child hasn't died so many times that it's more like torture. Besides, Everything I can do I can undo as well, unless I downright destroy the person's corpse. It's one of those benefits to being from a future with advanced medical technology."

[kj1225]

Ian pauses as he walks by the eldritch mother and ENG when he hears that.
"What's one of the benefits of being from the future with advanced medical technology?"

[Twi]

"The difference is a tiny child hasn't died so many times that it's more like torture. Besides, Everything I can do I can undo as well, unless I downright destroy the person's corpse. It's one of those benefits to being from a future with advanced medical technology."

[And how, exactly, does that make it appropriate to shoot people at a moment's notice? For that matter, why exactly do you expect other people to put up with it?]

ENG is receiving about the dirtiest look the Primordial has ever given right now.