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Uristocrat

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Favorite DF quotes?
« on: October 31, 2015, 03:15:48 am »
What are your favorite DF quotes?  Right now, I'm laughing over this one:

Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.
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You could have berries on the rocks and the dwarves would say it was "berry gneiss."
You should die horribly for this. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.

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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2015, 05:17:42 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on August 02, 2012, 06:46:34 pm
SHE KILLED HER DAUGHTER AND TURNED HER INTO A PICK. A GODDAMN PICK. WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY. 

Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine?

Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit Staalo I didn't wanna go down this road.

Quote from: Max™ on October 16, 2015, 08:28:39 pm
I had trouble laughing at anything again for weeks after the "I'm still finding dog bone doctor teeth everywhere" comment.
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2015, 11:54:35 am »
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2015, 07:53:23 pm »
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2015, 08:21:37 pm »
From the game:
"Sometimes animals just get out of control."
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2015, 11:04:34 pm »
I forget who had the quote and who said it, but it was something about a mother dwarf reading to her kids about "Urist McHero and his pet kitten defeating the evil snow butterfly."

Kids:  yay!
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2015, 02:40:56 am »
Quote from: Iamblichos on April 10, 2015, 09:59:13 am
Yes.  The world remains a psychotic hellscape of fighting beasts, fire and the shredded remains of all non-monstrous life.  Same as ever.

I'm also suddenly remembering the exact quote that got me playing Dwarf Fortress:

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WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED!

Hope you like miasma!

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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2015, 07:28:36 am »
Child: In a time before time, I saw myself die.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2015, 09:13:34 am »
Just from my head, quoted from somewhere on the forum:
"...and then everybody died."
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2015, 09:34:30 am »
"The solution to any problem is magma, unless your problem is too much magma, in which case there isn't any problem to begin with." -Paraphrased from somebody on the forum
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2015, 11:56:29 am »
It is terrifying.
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2015, 12:29:43 pm »
"The bucket goes to the cow, not the other way around."
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2015, 08:05:59 pm »
Quote from: Nyxalinth on November 01, 2015, 11:04:34 pm
I forget who had the quote and who said it, but it was something about a mother dwarf reading to her kids about "Urist McHero and his pet kitten defeating the evil snow butterfly."

Kids:  yay!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=81375.0

Can't find the original though.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 22, 2012, 03:32:08 pm
Honestly at the time, I didn't see what could go wrong with crowding 80 military Dwarves into a small room with a necromancer for the purpose of making bacon.

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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2015, 07:22:18 am »
Boatmurdered, Nist Akath, and Glazedcoast are all great, but this is just from some random fort:

Quote from: beorn080 on May 16, 2010, 12:01:31 pm
My Chief medical dwarf just went berserk in the hospital. Now he is slaughtering his patients.
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Re: Favorite DF quotes?
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2015, 09:21:58 pm »
Quote from: Sutremaine on November 02, 2015, 08:05:59 pm
Quote from: Nyxalinth on November 01, 2015, 11:04:34 pm
I forget who had the quote and who said it, but it was something about a mother dwarf reading to her kids about "Urist McHero and his pet kitten defeating the evil snow butterfly."

Kids:  yay!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=81375.0

Can't find the original though.

Yes, thank you!
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