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[TheBiggerFish]

MINE

[Sl4cker]

~15 kilometers away
"target currently conversing with eldritch goddess. may be suffering from spontaneous panic attack. will be taking the shot momentarily."

[TheBiggerFish]

Simuna's rifle is suddenly blown up.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

alanis' face is suddenly blown up

[SOLDIER First]

Grima's heart blows up because he literally cannot understand the concept of...
.....
..."love"

jk I ship it

[TheBiggerFish]

alanis' face is suddenly blown up

inb4 SBaHJ meme

[Twinwolf]

ItE is not a waifu for humans. Alanis can ship with Victoria instead, at least that has a chance of working out.

[SOLDIER First]

shut your mouth, TBF

also ITE isn't waifu she is the Heavely Deliverer of Purpose, a being above all others (except vessel-chan)

[TheBiggerFish]

Shush.

ITE gets a devoted priestess waifu.

Or else. 

Full yandere Overload Alanis would not end well.

[SOLDIER First]

ite gets a devoted priestess
waifu implies the feelings are requited

also >implying alanis is literally so childish and unable to control herself that she would explode if a being from an entirely separate plane of existence said it didn't love her

[Shadestyle]

Didn't Alanis explode once because people called her crazy and then knocked her out?

Strong emotions associated with denial and loss would do the trick.

[Sl4cker]

"you have a mental illness."
simuna promptly knees alanis in the solar plexus

[TheBiggerFish]

Simuna fails because her leg turns into a begonia and flies off Tuesday.

"I am perfectly fine and in control of my mental state.  She loves me."

And then Simuna was rotated about a hypercube and separated into lots of little gorey bits.

[SOLDIER First]

vessel-chan kicks Alanis out of the group for teamkilling

[Sl4cker]

the begonia spontaneously knees alanis in the solar plexus