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Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

[SOLDIER First]

without mentioning such

[Powder Miner]

well, they spoke to her when she was right there

[SOLDIER First]

i mean it started with alanis being simultaneously at the shooting range AND the vr area, except everyone assumed they were magically right next to each other, which doesn't matter but bothers me, so i have to be an ass about it

[Sl4cker]

alanis confirmed for half-schrodinger's cat
and not

someone should make a character like that
probably in the next monster academy game

[SOLDIER First]

Schrodinger's Descendant: X character is simultaneously both in and not in two places at once. 50% chance to avoid any incoming attacks but 50% to be hit by them as well. Both are rolled seperately.

[Sanure]

schrodinger's cat


someone should make a character like that

Done. You're getting a new NPC for the ship that sells a variety of random junk that may or may not exist.

[SOLDIER First]

goddamn

[Sl4cker]

thanks san-ta claus

[Twinwolf]

At least my NPC when my plot's over will sell stuff guaranteed to work 

[SOLDIER First]

Schrodinger's Breastplate: May or may not provide 3 RES. May or may not have a 50% chance to cause enemy attacks to miss, never have existed in the first place, or somehow manage to cause damage to the attacker.

[Sl4cker]

their special attack would be to collapse their quantum state making it so for a certain number of turns either all attacks miss or all attacks hit

[Sanure]

Oh lord this character is going to be so broken for an NPC...

[TheBiggerFish]

Oh lord this character is going to be so broken for an NPC...

You're actually...

[Chevaleresse]

ohey, Sanure is here, didn't even notice. Is my character (bottom of page 999) balanced?

[Sl4cker]

of course
just look at schrodinger from hellsing
do you not want that in your life