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Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

[SOLDIER First]

[gently paps twi]
make your own pace
especially when sweet science boat on flustered energy weapons specialist action grima is being converted to the trespasser squad's side with every sentence. you can't rush teaching existentialism to an ethereal god of Murdering Fucking Everything

[Twi]

That is true. But I'm more talking about Yamal.

speaking of which, wasn't she supposed to Russian it up with Ashley or something
like, is Ashley even aware of the amount of Vodka available

[Twinwolf]

Wait

If Russians use male pronouns for ships
And Yamal is Russian
Doesn't that mean that Yamal should be male?

[Twi]

It could! It depends on how much you give a shit about that at any given moment. And right now I do not give enough shits.

Plus ships are still pretty maternal in my eyes. THEY ARE FULL OF SEAMEN AFTER ALL.

[Sl4cker]

where did mcclay go

[SOLDIER First]

actually Russians can alternate between male/female pronouns for ships depending on the situation. if we wanna be technical she's a genderfluid hermaphrodite

and oh ;-;

[Twi]

ItE right now:

*LAUGHING INTERNALLY*

[USEC_OFFICER]

speaking of which, wasn't she supposed to Russian it up with Ashley or something

If things are being Russian'd up, does that mean I should bring out Motya to join them?

THEY ARE FULL OF SEAMEN AFTER ALL.

Kinky.

where did mcclay go

They exist. Just not on the forums though. They have a hard time keeping up for some reason. Can't imagine why.

[Powder Miner]

evridiki associates russian with drunken station-bombers

[SOLDIER First]

PARTY MEMBER GRIMA APPROACHING FASTER THAN INITIALLY THOUGHT, ABORT MISSION
[I CAME TO DESTROY AND I AM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.]

[Twi]

PARTY MEMBER GRIMA APPROACHING FASTER THAN INITIALLY THOUGHT, ABORT MISSION
[I CAME TO DESTROY AND I AM HONESTLY FEELING SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW.]

ItE right now:

*LAUGHING INTERNALLY*

[SOLDIER First]

cue ITE teaching Grima what love is

[Twi]

[Jim Carrey intensifies]

[Sl4cker]

[I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS.]
[I WANT YOU TO SHOOOOW ME.]

[Powder Miner]

noooo muh attentions