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Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Bu...
Twi is MY sempai first!
*activates yandere mode*

no
*slaps*
bad boy
i'm your sempai

[TheBiggerFish]

[stabs Elf to death]
Wrong.

[SOLDIER First]

yeah I don't even know any more.

Well, in the current fight against the eldritch entity, a plushy catsquid commissar is currently eating skittles to empower its ability to convince everyone to go along with an attack formation that minimizes the effects of their foe's defenses, while a football player either tosses a magical girl at it, or uses a different eldritch entity as a glove to empower his own backhand.

and the girl with the dragon tattoo gets really, really angry about nothing

[IamanElfCollaborator]

[stabs Elf to death]
Wrong!

ow
rude boy
*slaps again*
you're doing it wrong anyway

[TheBiggerFish]

[...stab.  Stabstabstabstabstab.]

[Empiricist]

and the girl with the dragon tattoo gets really, really angry about nothing

If it's still alive on the final turn, we can just buff her with skittles, Press Advantage to drop the Trespasser's RES as low as possible, and Deep Pass her at it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Well, you have eight turns to kill the Trespasser or everything dies. Have fun with that.

[...stab.  Stabstabstabstabstab.]

you're doing it wrong
this is how you do it
*stabs TBF in the face and groin, slits his stomach open to wrench his intestines out, hangs them on the wall and hangs them in such a way as to be a portrait of Twi-sempai's beautiful face*
see
that's how you do it

[Empiricist]

We should've just grabbed a DnD character who knows Iron Heart Surge, and had them teach the tree

[Twinwolf]

Working on PMMM character, and just wanted to check on the perk and Bauble that probably needs to be checked most:

Perk:
Magical Girl!: Or Magical young woman, technically. Victoria has a Soul Gem; It is the source of her power, and she cannot permanently die as long as this gem is intact. If she drops to zero HP and is not stabilized before she physically dies, she will revive after a sufficient length of time has passed out of combat, determined by the GM, unless her Soul Gem is destroyed. If the gem gets beyond twenty feet from her, her body will not be able to function in any way until the gem is returned, for all intents and purposes dead. If the soul gem is destroyed, she dies instantly.

And the Soul Gem:

Name of Bauble: Victoria’s Soul Gem (Lv. 1)
Effects:
-Soul Gem: As long as this gem is intact, Victoria cannot permanently die. It has health and resistance that are one half of Victoria’s, and can only be targeted when Victoria’s hp is zero. If this gem is destroyed, Victoria dies instantly.
Description: A bright green gem, which is hidden on Victoria’s person at all times. No exceptions. Seriously, none.

[Empiricist]

Please tell me that she slays Witches by drinking them under the table

[SOLDIER First]

how does she bathe

[kj1225]

You know, I'm getting annoyed by all these people immune to poison. I'm gonna start dousing them in liquid thermite* if it gets any worse.

Literally just thermite with super glue attached to make it stick.

[Twinwolf]

I get the reference, but no. 

how does she bathe

No. Exceptions.

You know, I'm getting annoyed by all these people immune to poison. I'm gonna start dousing them in liquid thermite* if it gets any worse.

Literally just thermite with super glue attached to make it stick.

I actually wrote the thing originally when I was really tired and that whole argument was going on. It actually doesn't make sense for the character, so I'm changing that.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

why the fuck do you care about poison immunity so much kj
literally
none of the fucking bosses have even had poison
they've all had everything BUT poison

[Empiricist]

Darn. So, what are the chances that she'll just shoot Woody on sight?