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[kj1225]

Hey, neither of my characters are under the age of twenty.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Goddamn it guys. Just... Goddamn it. _{I am referring to both the shitposting and the arguments, by the way.}

Anyways. Now I have to think up stuff for secondary characters? Wonderful. I'll probably spare you all the torture of having one of Motya's coworkers as another PC, which means I have to think up something else now. What would be a good role to fulfill at the moment? Buffing? Debuffing? Something else? I need something to work off of here.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

what we really need is another person who hits things really hard

[Sanure]

Yo Blitz, I got it covered with my second character.

@USEC and others, Second characters are completely optional.

[USEC_OFFICER]

@USEC and others, Second characters are completely optional.

In other words, everyone will have one. :v

So yeah. I guess I'm on my own for character roles/ideas then. Wonderful.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

that's not enough

not nearly enough

what we really need is enough people who hit things really hard to two-shot all the bosses

In other words, everyone will have one. :v

im ashamed you think so little of me, usec

[Empiricist]

*Empi pops up like a gopher

[Twinwolf]

that's not enough

not nearly enough

what we really need is enough people who hit things really hard to two-shot all the bosses

In other words, everyone will have one. :v

im ashamed you think so little of me, usec

Or, characters who can debuff the bosses so much that the existing characters can two shot them.

[Sanure]

Literally my Character concept revolves around the wording: "Puppet Master" Have fun deciphering it.

[Empiricist]

Or, characters who can debuff the bosses so much that the existing characters can two shot them.

So, any objections if I just fill the second slot with another one of BOXWOOD's vessels? It'll literally just be the exact same character sheet

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Or, characters who can debuff the bosses so much that the existing characters can two shot them.

i think we can all agree that endless stunlock would be a preferable method of dealing with bosses

debuffing still means they have an opportunity to hit you

[Twinwolf]

Anna has a move that's supposed to stunlock, but most bosses have been immune to stun.

[Twi]

I believe mine is going to be a summoner. Not that being a summoner is the point mind you, it's just the most likely role given what I have so far.

[Sanure]

Yeah, continuous Stun lock is OP teir. save that for level 50 *shrugs*

@Twin, Mine is classified as a summoner too, but not the actual descriptor

[TCM]

There's been too much fighting over characters and whatnot recently, so I made a new on to resolve these issues.

Spoiler: The Hero We Need (WIP) (click to show/hide)

Name: Austin Jefferson "Neo-Caesar" "The Enlightened One"
Age: 18
Gender: Male (+2 Strength, +2 Intelligence)
Race: Caucasian/Normal
Sex: Redundant
Appearance: Austin is rather hefty and would definitely go the gym more, but the amount of braindead meatheads and uptight bitches there irritates the life out of him. His acne is rather rampant, but he knows it's what's in the brain and not on the skin that really gets the girlies, woof woof.
Personality: A college freshman double-majoring in Political Science and Business, Austin has studied enough in school to fend off ignorance, brainwashing and political correctness that has invaded his world. Able to dismantle arguments in person and online, Austin comes to stop the Tresspassers from encroaching his private property that they have no right to absorb. (Hello, did they ever read a little sheet of paper called The Constitution?) He enjoys high culture and refinement, and detests popular culture.

Level: 6
EXP: 0

HP: WIP
Init: WIP

Stats: WIP

Perks:

Euphoric Atheism - Negates the effects/presence of any deity around him and gets a large bonus to convincing religious believers to convert to believing in True Factual Knowledge.

Burden of Proof - Can not perceived supernatural/magical elements and can not be effected by them. Uses logic to prove anyone who believes in magic to be  delusional and helps them accept this hard truth.

Infallible Rationalism - Gains +1 to a Stat every time he wins an argument.

Roman Tradition - By studying the great leaders from Caesar to Napoleon all the way up to Ronald Reagan, Austin has the highest qualifications to lead a group. Will always be group leader.

Skills:

Failure of Multiculturalism - For every different type of enemy in a battle, Austin does 10% more damage.

Alpha Gentleman - A mixture of wit, class and good music taste makes the ladies swoon over Austin. +5 Charisma vs. Females, Females struggle to attack Austin.

Laissez Faire - Austin gets first dibs on loot and then distributes what he doesn't need to those who deserve it.




Equipment:

Weapon - AR15 Assault Rifle - The best firearm ever made, can gun down city hoodlums or radical foreigners with ease.
Armor - Wit - The only protection he needs in battle.

Actions:
Logical Enlightenment - Austin uses his high intellect to poke holes in the beliefs of his enemies, causing them to panic. Does mental and physical damage.
Righteousness - Austin is so sure of his own beliefs that enemies fail to damage him, because "You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea."

Baubles:

Stylish Fedora - Taken from an era of prestige and scorned in modern society because plebeians don't understand high aesthetic. +2 Charisma

The Red Pill - It's just how Biology works, reduce damage from females by 60%.

Atlas Shrugged - Funny how Marx couldn't write any long books, isn't it? +5 Bartering, Bonus when convincing people to adopt consumerist lifestyle.