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[TheBiggerFish]

I want to see Alanis' reaction to being flirted with by a guy. Probably one that doesn't know she used to be male.

Punchtotheface.
Unless it's Normal!Alan, in which case, explanation of selfcest.

[Twinwolf]

I want to see Alanis' reaction to being flirted with by a guy. Probably one that doesn't know she used to be male.

Punchtotheface.
Unless it's Normal!Alan, in which case, explanation of selfcest.

Not "Kicktothecrotch"?

[TheBiggerFish]

Punchtotheface, then kneetothegroin, possibly.

[TCM]

Being slammed into the dining room wall by a multiversal vertex summon and unceremoniously shattering like a dozen family heirlooms it is!

> Roughing the Passer
> 10 Yard Penalty to the Multiverse

How about he tackles someone so hard, he accidentally punches a hole in reality and bursts out where the other characters are? Through a wall. Vertically. As in, he crashes from the foundations of a building all the way through to the top with his foe caught in his grasp and taking the brunt of the impact. While the tear in reality above destabilizes and implodes at the apex of his flight.

That would bring the risk of contaminating the Multiverse Hero Party Squad with his tackle target. That could be disastrous: imagine if Peyton Manning got through, everyone would have to eat Papa John's all the time.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Punchtotheface, then kneetothegroin, possibly.

wot about if mio flirted with him

[Twi]

How about he tackles someone so hard, he accidentally punches a hole in reality and bursts out where the other characters are? Through a wall. Vertically. As in, he crashes from the foundations of a building all the way through to the top with his foe caught in his grasp and taking the brunt of the impact. While the tear in reality above destabilizes and implodes at the apex of his flight.

That would bring the risk of contaminating the Multiverse Hero Party Squad with his tackle target. That could be disastrous: imagine if Peyton Manning got through, everyone would have to eat Papa John's all the time.

You got something against papa johns?

[LordPorkins]

I want to see Alanis' reaction to being flirted with by a guy. Probably one that doesn't know she used to be male.

*Ringo Salutes*

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED*

[TheBiggerFish]

Punchtotheface, then kneetothegroin, possibly.

wot about if mio flirted with him

Mio's a girl, she's fine.

I want to see Alanis' reaction to being flirted with by a guy. Probably one that doesn't know she used to be male.

*Ringo Salutes*

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED*

In case of Ringo:Then firetothejunk.

[Twinwolf]

I want to see Alanis' reaction to being flirted with by a guy. Probably one that doesn't know she used to be male.

*Ringo Salutes*

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED*

...I'm pretty sure Ringo wouldn't survive that, because that would be pedophilia.

[TheBiggerFish]

How old is Ringo?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Assuming he still has a junk after Ayane destroyed it with a kick.
so are you confirming mio/alanis?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

27 years old, according to ye olde sheet.

[USEC_OFFICER]

In other words, a reasonable age unlike most of the people here.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Pfft.

Everyone knows adults never save the world, only kids. Duh. Ringo is therefore too old for this.

[USEC_OFFICER]

What about Motya? They're even older. Or ItE? She's got quite a lot of years on her.