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[LordPorkins]

@Adragis, you're good to go.

@LordPorkins, nerf Twirling Silver to either two shots per three Scrumpy stacks or five shots once per battle.

San, please examine their equipment properly for anything else that needs the nerfbat.

Ill go for the latter

[USEC_OFFICER]

Because Motya was human once.

Key word being once. Motya certainly does not think like a human anymore, and is pretty much entirely a monster.

What plot is Motya in anyways?

I... have absolutely no idea, to be honest.

He hasn't met him yet

... Hey, Ringo wants some booty too

_{Such a shame that Motya's colleagues aren't around to supply the booty. Such a shame.}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

... Hey, Ringo wants some booty too

....considering all the girls in the game bar Alria are minors, no.

[USEC_OFFICER]

What about Dacky? And any NPC characters?

[SOLDIER First]

Eirika is 18.

[LordPorkins]

Here ya go. The new, fully redone, more thirsty for drink and women than ever before, RRRRRRRINGOOOOOOO

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Name: Ringo *Cue Dramatic Whip Sound*
Age: 27-ish
Gender:Goes for Anything with breasts
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Appearence: Skinny, long black hair, killer goatee. Wears ratty pants and has a robe slung acriss his shoulder. On a belt at his waist a large gourd is hung by a rope. Also, only across 1 arm.  The robe covers  his left side, but he has his arm and surrounding area bare

Personality: Cocky, ALWAYS Drunk


Level: 3

Hp: 50
Init: Standard

Con: 2
Dex: 7
Int: 5
Luck:7
Res: 0
Str: 7
Synergy: 2


Summary: This guy is all about Criticals. Weak in the beginning of the fight, he usually woll pick off stray mooks. The longer it goes (and more inebriated he becomes) he becomes exceptionally better at taking down large targets. He used to have 2 arms and 2 pistols, but lost one of each when he cheated at cards with a Draconian.

Perks:

Crack Shot: After landing the killing blow on something, gains +50% Crit chance on next Attack

Drunken Stupor: Each time he takes a swig from his Gourd, he gains +10% Crit but -1 Dmg

Grudge: Whenever he is damaged for more than 10 hp at a time, his next attack against that target is Insta-Crit




Equipment:

Armor: Belt. No defense, but can carry most items with relative ease.



Weapon
Serenity- Giant pistol. Fires 3 inch long bullets. Effect: Ringo will NOT use anything else. Deals 1d6 Damage and 3x Damage on Crits instead of 2x. Bullets can ricochet off things with a -3 Dmg for each surface used. Bullets can pierce pretty much anything less than Cotton Candy in strength.

Bauble: Scrumples: Ringo's Favorite Drinking Gourd. Once again, cannot be removed. Drinks activate the Drunken Stupor Perk.



Abilities:

Basic Attack: Shoots Gun: 1d8 Dmg

Basic Defend: Spits Booze in opponents eyes before legging it. Gives the opponent a 1 turn stun and 1/2 ranged damage. Ringos bravely runs away 3 units (Squares? Grids?)

Achilles Shot: Ringo shoots the leg (Or similar appendage) of an enemy. Temporarily slows down target, reducing move speed. Deals 1d8 Dmg


FireBall: Ringo takes a huge swig from Scrumples, then spits while firing his gun. The resulting cloud of immolation hits a single enemy, dealing 1d10 Dmg and lighting them on fire. This attack cannot crit.

Point Blank Shot: Deals 4d6 Dmg. Only available if enemy is <10 feet ish

Twirling Silver: Greatly increases Ringos Shot speed. Instantly makes 5 basic attacks. this ability cant be used more than once per battle

Scrumple Swig: Whenever Ringo takes a chug, he Loses all Internal debuffs (Things like Fear, disease, poison etc. bleeding and broken bones, however wont stop)
 

[IamanElfCollaborator]

What about Dacky? And any NPC characters?

Hm....actually, yeah, Dackly. Of the NPCs I can think of, Mona for obvious reasons is bad news, Sachi is a minor, but GB is fine.

[kj1225]

Kyle's demon and guard one and two as well.

[LordPorkins]

Also, to enter the IC Thread, should i just wake up from being drunk nearby andvomit on your shoesintroduce myself?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

....does anyone want Ringo in their plots?

[LordPorkins]

...chirp.....chirp.....chirp...

[Sanure]

@LordPorkins, lower the damage of serenity to 1d6 and you'll be good.

[LordPorkins]

@LordPorkins, lower the damage of serenity to 1d6 and you'll be good.

Hey, cmon, its a hand cannon.

[Adragis]

Speaking of which, I need damage assigned to the Tentacles.

[Sanure]

It also has a better crit damage and ignores armor.


Tentacles do 1d8 sexy damage.