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Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

[SOLDIER First]

INT is a stat.
Plus, Dark Samus never was eldritch fuckery, it was just... Phazon fuckery. Poisonous chemical fuckery.
And how would it mimic words that nobody spoke, anywhere near that order?

[Shadestyle]

Also... there are like, 3 Characters that also do not have an int score. I hope you aren't calling Garnt a parrot.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Point taken.

Also, I'm going to say this; in the intro, the race of eldritch reality-eating monsters who have enough intelligence to hate absolutely everything and want to eat it have the ability to evolve and morph into any suitable and convenient form.

Now consider; when the hell did Omega Metroids and Metroids start bleeding acid blood?

[SOLDIER First]

The intro...
To what?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The intro...
To what?

The IC thread.

[TheBiggerFish]

Has anyone actually TOLD US THAT, though???
*glares at the Exposition Fairy*

[SOLDIER First]

O-oh, huh.
I MISSED THAT because NOBODY WAITED

[USEC_OFFICER]

Speaking coherently and being aware of a sense of self generally requires some sort of sapience and conscious thought, so that goes out the window, Elf.

"Ha! You have observed some of your companions in action and you still believe that? Ha! Do I have a toaster to sell you!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Has anyone actually TOLD US THAT, though???
*glares at the Exposition Fairy*

Come on. Even ALAN should know this with his metagaming shenanigans

Metroids have never bled acid blood, nor done anything vaguely related to do with acid. He SHOULD'VE twigged on to SOMETHING there.

[SOLDIER First]

also, vote alan is first to interact with a group of harmless-looking enemies from the next media we visit, until they reveal they are Not Harmless and we have 2 fight

[Shadestyle]

Metroids WERE however, made by the Chozo initially, so that is a point in dark samus's favor, even if being Trespasser corrupted does raise several complex and difficult quests and side quests to properly fix. Cause if there isn't a way to cure trespasser infestation, Even if evidence leads to the assumption that it can be resisted at least verbally, then we are in for a lot more trouble than just killing trespassers.

[SOLDIER First]

[has no idea what anyone is talking about, not having played metroid] yeah, haha

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Metroids WERE however, made by the Chozo initially, so that is a point in dark samus's favor, even if being Trespasser corrupted does raise several complex and difficult quests and side quests to properly fix. Cause if there isn't a way to cure trespasser infestation, Even if evidence leads to the assumption that it can be resisted at least verbally, then we are in for a lot more trouble than just killing trespassers.

Ah.

You're assuming these things are Trespasser corrupted and not actual Trespassers themselves.

[Shadestyle]

That raises the difficulty level, still not to impossible if enough determination is put into it.

It had the gall to claim a potential death quote, why would it say something to prevent us trying to help it, if it tricking us for a free kill would have been more in line with it's goals?

Honestly, my diplomacy plan accounts for that in the worst possible scenario, where Dackly Tries to offer the urn as emergency conscience storage for the remnants of the Metroid that are definitely there if it is acting like it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Evil is Dumb, basically. And you're trying to convince an omnicidal maniac who feeds off reality to side with you.

Also, don't blame me, San wrote that portion. And he was probably wary of making it TOO evilly pragmatic, given that if it was that pragmatic, we'd have taken far more casualties already.