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[IamanElfCollaborator]

ian's a hunter who fights grimm and was a criminal
and he worries about squirrels and people dealing with sudden changes

genios

[SOLDIER First]

YOURE FUCKING WITH EIRIKAS HEAD

[TCM]

ian's a hunter who fights grimm and was a criminal
and he worries about squirrels and people dealing with sudden changes

genios

So this means we can stop ISIS by throwing woodland creatures at them while forcing them to consider the implications of gender identity. They'll freak out and surrender. Amazing.
#TCM2016
#MakeAmericaDankAgain

[BlitzDungeoneer]

#tcmforpresident2016
#weloveyoutcm2016
#whydidyouabandonlebrongaidenyoubast-*shot*

[TCM]

#whydidyouabandonlebrongaidenyoubast-*shot*

I started getting sick towards the end of Shut up and Slam and Welcome to the Jam: LeBron Gaiden. I might start game up again in the far future. That was probably the height of my time as GM in terms of art and creativity.

"I think you guys need to get together for some long...hard...football."

Aesford slams the pigskin onto the table.

((...
Now I'm wondering what position Motya would be if they were to play football. They're big and slow, but with long reach and a sturdy base so it's not obvious to me. I hope you're happy.))

He would be an Offensive Lineman, where you are supposed to be big, strong, imposing and it doesn't matter that much if you're slow. The O.L.'s job is to stand in front of the Quarterback or Running Back and stop the defense from tackling them. Basically, Offensive Lineman is the Defensive-Tank class for football.

[kj1225]

ian's a hunter who fights grimm and was a criminal
and he worries about squirrels and people dealing with sudden changes

genios

Yeah, fightings easy, understanding the inner workings of wizards who suddenly are okay with being a woman despite being not so a few days before is not.
And squirels are evil.

[Dustan Hache]

ENG is a mentally unstable future-soldier with a medical license.
Alanis is a gender-bent wizard woman with a cult of love to a eldritch entity.

Together, they fight crime.

[TheBiggerFish]

Right.

[USEC_OFFICER]

He would be an Offensive Lineman, where you are supposed to be big, strong, imposing and it doesn't matter that much if you're slow. The O.L.'s job is to stand in front of the Quarterback or Running Back and stop the defense from tackling them. Basically, Offensive Lineman is the Defensive-Tank class for football.

Makes sense to me, and they would definitely be one hell of an Offensive Linemen. Admittedly Motya would probably get banned for using performance enhancing steroids if they were to play professional football, but for a friendly game they should be fine. Maybe.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

#whydidyouabandonlebrongaidenyoubast-*shot*

I started getting sick towards the end of Shut up and Slam and Welcome to the Jam: LeBron Gaiden. I might start game up again in the far future. That was probably the height of my time as GM in terms of art and creativity.

It was a damn good game, yeah.

I will forever remember you, drunken dwarf/gnome-thing. You were the noblest hero of us all...

But, eh. I remembered that bit too, 'twas just me making a funny.

[TCM]

He would be an Offensive Lineman, where you are supposed to be big, strong, imposing and it doesn't matter that much if you're slow. The O.L.'s job is to stand in front of the Quarterback or Running Back and stop the defense from tackling them. Basically, Offensive Lineman is the Defensive-Tank class for football.

Makes sense to me, and they would definitely be one hell of an Offensive Linemen. Admittedly Motya would probably get banned for using performance enhancing steroids if they were to play professional football, but for a friendly game they should be fine. Maybe.

*Referee throws a flag on the field*
"Offense, #83. Penalty: Infecting the Defense's Gatorade with mutagens. 15 yard Penalty."

[TheBiggerFish]

Bhahaha.  I don't think there's any rule about that though!

[USEC_OFFICER]

*Referee throws a flag on the field*
"Offense, #83. Penalty: Infecting the Defense's Gatorade with mutagens. 15 yard Penalty."

Meanwhile the Defense is being moved to a hospital for vomiting and internal bleeding. I think that something more than a 15 yard penalty is required for that.

"Chess boxing."

Welp. Time to turn Motya into an antagonist so that the party can defeat them and I can swoop in with such an amazing character idea. I hope you're happy, TBF.

[TheBiggerFish]

NOOOOOO
Don't do that, Alanis wants flight first!

[TCM]

Bhahaha.  I don't think there's any rule about that though!

Ssssh, don't let the Patriots hear that.