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[TheBiggerFish]

Heh.  WB Sanure.
Hope whatever it is gets better.

[Twinwolf]

Yeah, leaving the forum for depression is not a good thing to do apparently. I like my sanity.

You seem like you require a hug. Unfortunately I am not in a position to give a hug.

Spoiler: Therefore this is the only logical course of action. (click to show/hide)

[Dustan Hache]

Wow. poor Sanure. We accidently guilt tripped him into coming back to the forums. I hope you feel a bit better.

On a different note, and I am getting rather annoyed, I would like to point out that the chainblade is a KNIFE, albeit a knife with a chainsaw built in.

[TheBiggerFish]

It is?  Oops.

[Shadestyle]

Didn't notice this initially, but both Alanis and Gozer have gravity magic now, sounds like an opportunity for some duo shenanigans.

[Empiricist]

Maybe a few pieces of equipment can be in line with Boxwood's appearance; quite trinkets and outfits that either soften the blow of enemy attacks (increasing RES) or making them take Boxwood less seriously (decreasing his priority among targets for the enemy).

Also, I think (adorable) equipment/baubles that would justifiably increase INT would a monocle, a tiny hat, a book, and some other pieces of academic paraphernalia.

Okay, that's much better than the laser pointer idea, thanks!

Would this work? I'm guessing a +3 would be standard for pure stat-boosting trinkets judging by the Twilit Amulet, but I've got no idea what level it is or whether it's loot so I'll play it safe with just +2 for now.

Spoiler: Gear (click to show/hide)

Weapon: M1911
Chance made man, Colt made a few of them dead.

• Counts as a Ranged Weapon with a Base Damage of:
  

Offhand: Steel Plate

• +2 RES
  

Armor 1: Kevlar Vest

• Medium Type
  
• +2 RES
  

Armor 2: Another Kevlar Vest

• Medium Type
  
• +2 RES
  

Bauble 1: Miniature Tophat

• +2 INT
  

Bauble 2: Plastic Monocle

• +2 INT
  

Bauble 3: Toy Encyclopedia

• +2 INT
  

Bauble 4: Cute Bowtie

• Decreases the wearer's priority among targets for the enemy
  

Bauble 5: Fluffy Pomp-Poms

• Decreases the wearer's priority among targets for the enemy
  

[Twinwolf]

The amulet is loot.

[Empiricist]

Right, so what's the usual for regular equipment? +1 or +2?

[TheBiggerFish]

I don't think anyone knows.

[Empiricist]

Okay, are shields allowed to give RES bonuses passively? Or can they only grant bonuses when blocking?

[TheBiggerFish]

Probably the former.

[Empiricist]

In that case, Elf, is the above equipment draft permissible?

I swear, one of these days, making equipment and actions is just going to turn into Tinker.

[TheBiggerFish]

It isn't already?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Remove one of the Kevlar Vests, and none of the priority-reducing ones will work particularly well at all, but you're golden. Damage on the pistol is 1d10.

[Empiricist]

Okay, I suppose I'm not allowed to just have five Plastic Monocles to bring his INT up ever higher? Can I replace the two priority reduction effects with +2 RES or +1 RES? Oh and can I get a damage on the Sharpened Entrenching Tool in his inventory just for flavor (obviously, he won't be using a STR weapon with 0 STR)?