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[Dustan Hache]

I think not, though chances are I won't claim any loot.
Sanure, how much damage did I deal?

[crazyabe]

Siezure is offline right now, Would you like to leave a message?

[Shadestyle]

I guess we just roleplay until next combat turn.

[Sanure]

Guys. I was doing chores. I'm not offline. Also, You did 4 damage Dustan.

[Shadestyle]

I think I just experienced Nirvana when you said that.

[Sanure]

How so?

[Shadestyle]

I assumed it meant there would be another turn today.

[Sanure]

Unfortunately not. I'm about to play an hour or so of Fallout and then hit the hay. Then bed.

[Shadestyle]

So, continuing from our previous discussion, between me and blitz.

Name of Weapon: Skull Fortress Hammer
Type: Melee
Effects: Switches between hammer and shield form. Granting (-3 Dex, +5 Str, 2 Turn windup, 50% chance to flatten on hit against opponents smaller than the hammer itself) or (+GM decided amount of Res.)
Base Damage: (GM will assign this.)
Description: An indomitable hammer made from the skull of an omega metroid, embedded the front of a massive stone hammer, the handle collapses on command, turning it from a weapon of destruction to a tool of defence. 6 stone spheres are in the eye sockets of the skull, which radiate a strange power.

A slot in the back has several holes, where a metroid's teeth could slide in.

Made for Garnt, using an Omega metroid skull, a pile of junk, the 6 Magic Stones, and a large carved boulder or some stoned creature.

Just in theory, what buffs/nerfs would it need, and what would it's damage/resistance be?

Sorry for speculative crafting, but I just have such an impatient fondness for it.

[crazyabe]

I'd personally Tell you not to use the balls made of Bisnif's magic missiles, but... Who knows what useing them will do?

[Shadestyle]

Well, if I had gotten enough, I would have made a pool table, and promptly given D&G the "Pool table" Ranged weapon, where they launch the stone orbs off of the table at enemies after setting it up.

[Bluexdog]

When will we go to rapture??

[Shadestyle]

After this if we can talk Periw into it.

I do need to attempt to get a "Phazon immune" plasmid.

[TheBiggerFish]

Nah, go to D&D or a proper !!MAD SCIENCE!! world if you want Phazon immunity.

And Alan is not going to be a fan of going to Rapture, shall we say.

[SOLDIER First]

Since we're approaching the player plot section, I'd like to note:
Mine is literally just traveling to one specific place and killing a boss, so not much wiggle room for wacky hijinx. ;-; Sorry.
Random nuclear detonations along the fourth wall are highly discouraged and will be frowned upon.