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[IamanElfCollaborator]

What's this about merchants?

[SOLDIER First]

Merchant Sheet, Anything and everything could be changed at will.

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[b]Name:[/b] (Should be self-evident.)
[b]Age:[/b] (Should also be self-evident.)
[b]Gender:[/b] (What do you consider yourself? Not the same as your biological sex.)
[b]Race:[/b] (No, not skin colour. Are you human? Vulcan? Generic Mary Sue half-breed hybrid?)
[b]Sex:[/b] (What are you biologically? Not the same as your gender.)
[b]Appearance:[/b] (What do you look like? If you have alternate forms, their appearance should go here. Weapons and stuff are optional.)
[b]Personality:[/b] (What are you like?)

[b]Level:[/b] (What level are you? Currently, one should be level 1.)
[b]EXP:[/b] (How much experience do you have? Currently, one should have 0 XP.)

[b]Wealth:[/b] Gain ConstitutionX5000 Credits after completed plots for Restocking items.
[b]Conveniance:[/b] DEX+1d20 at the end of signifigant encounters, Determines how often your goods will be avalabele, either through you or through a proxy, such as teleporters and the like.

[b]Stats:[/b] 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 stat points every level.)
Constitution: (Buffer Stat, How much money you end up with.)
Dexterity- (How fast you put out product, determines how many items of a kind you can keep in stock.)
Intelligence- (Governs crafting and other such tasks.)
Resistance- (How resistant you are to haggling.)
Strength- (How much you are able to create a profit margin.)
Synergy- (Governs cool stuff in all forms, ranging from hired help, vehicle renting, Transformative items or permenant stat boosting or skill granting items.)

[b]Perks[/b]: (Special attributes defining the character’s skills, abilities and general nature, you start with 5, but 2 Negative perks forbidding something in your shop.)

[b]Equipment[/b]: (Your starting equipment; What you Wear, work with, and so forth)

[b]Products[/b]: (Your basic products and goods. Basic items are the cheapest, weakest items, but you have unlimited of them in stock at all times.  You start with 5 items you can stock in addition to your basic items.)
Basic Item #1:
Basic Item #2:

[b]Inventory[/b]: (Where your earned loot and special orders go. Anything not equipped, worn, or automatically in stock goes here)

[b]Summons[/b]: (Animate Things in stock. (Hirelings, vehicles, item-based Summons) These go in a separate sheet, and require a perk all to themselves.)

Spoiler: BroOfDarkness.com (click to show/hide)

Name: BroOfDarkness.com
Age: Wicke-Wicked Tubular Brah
Gender: Totally Radical ddddddddddddddddddDude!
Race: Seven. Seven. Seven. Seven.
Sex:
Appearance/Personality: A heavily damaged android, it has been influenced by the internet radio of hell, and it's epersonality chip has been self repaired several times.  It is wearing a Hat with a basketball motif sideways, and a Bright Red Trenchcoat.


BroOfDarkness.com's Shop Theme.


Level: 1
EXP: 0

Wealth: 25,000 per plot for stocking.
Conveniance: DEX+1d20 at the end of signifigant encounters, Determines how often your goods will be available, either through you or through a proxy, such as teleporters and the like.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 stat points every level.)
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 5
Intelligence- 5
Resistance- 0
Strength- 0
Synergy- 3

Perks: (Special attributes defining the character’s skills, abilities and general nature, you start with 5, but 2 Negative perks forbidding something in your shop.)

Demonic Salesperson Brah!: If someone brings BroOfDarkness.com a recording of a Theme override, he can play it to create a Special order by capturing a demon from hell and forcibly turning it into a weapon.  He also Stocks Demonic Sundries.

I'm not a robot, just a r-r-r-r-r-r-r-: Is able to sell Mechanical Raw Materials.

R.A.D.I.C.A.L D.U.D.E: Is able to sell any raw material with "Radical" in it's name as a special order.

Not Cool!: BroOfDarkness.com is incapable of selling anything he deems uncool, this encompasses all non-material items that do not have a Downside, or Side Effect of usage, and boring raw materials.

Equipment: DevilCutter Delux: Allows BroOfDarkness.com to hunt Demons in hell to gather materials, dundries, and occasionally, rare weapons. Allows up to 2 Devil Arms to be Special Ordered per plot.

Radical Dude Personality Chip: Allows BroOfDarkness.com to Understand what is cool, and how to obtain that.

Products: (Your basic products and goods. Basic items are the cheapest, weakest items, but you have unlimited of them in stock at all times.  You start with 5 items you can stock in addition to your basic items.)
Basic Item #1: 50 Credits
-Name: Radicola
Effects
-Gain 10d2 Health when drank
-Become Irradiated, Losing 1d2 Health over the next 10 turns.
Description: A large, 3 Liter bottle of Radicola, contains radioactive nanites and a chemical slurry that goes down so good.  It seems to be stale, and may have side effects.  Chug, Chug, Chug, Wooo! Belch

Basic Item #2: 100 Credits
-Name: Unholy Fire
Effects
-Reduce an Enemy's Synergy Permanently by 1, This is curable via some consumables.
-Deal 1d6 damage to the user.
Description: A large, 3 Liter bottle of Radicola, It has been emptied, and filled with a white fire that diminishes as it burns away faith, it functions almost like a liquid, and only burns on the flesh of believers and magicians.

1000 Credits (Limit 1 Per Customer, 3 In Stock!)
-Name: Red Hot Shot
Effects
-Revive the owner Instantly upon unconsciousness with 1 HP, and immunity for this turn.
-The User's Loot for this fight is worse when this activates.
Description: A rare and elusive Demonic medicine, This concoction is said to bring a being back from the depths of mortality.

2 Credits (Limit 1 Per Customer, 5 In Stock!)
-Name: Radical Clothes
Description: From poor metal spiked bands, to shirts with bands on them, most forms of teenage clothing form the 80's and 90's can be purchased in a large pile.

1000 Credits (Limit 3 Per Customer, 3 In Stock!)
-Name: Demonic Alloy
Description: 1 Pound of a Metalic blend of special materials that the Devil himself would kill to get his hands on.  It Responds to magic in special ways.

500 Credits (Limit 5 Per Customer, 5 in Stock!)
-Name: Demonic Offal
Description: 100 Pounds of lesser Demonic organs, for the budding alchemist, necromancer, warlock or chef, this cauldron of self-boiling guts is bound to be good for something, we hope.

10,000 Credits (Limit 1 Per Customer, 1 In Stock!)
-Name: Pile of Vehicular Parts With Chrome
Description: 1000 pounds of vehicular parts and scrap, for the budding mechanic, mech pilot, artist or chef, this pile of junk is bound to be good for something, we hope.  Counts as a pile of Junk for Objects heavier than 5000 Pounds.

Inventory: (Where your earned loot and special orders go. Anything not equipped, worn, or automatically in stock goes here)

And My sheet for Sanure and Elf's approval

[BlitzDungeoneer]

id have expected me to play 3 by now as well

unfortunately, my laptop may as well be a potato as far as running ds3 goes and i am unable to afford a ps4

*sad violins play in the background*

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And who the hell approved that? I don't recall a proposal like this crossing my PMs any time in the past month.

[SOLDIER First]

thats fair
my laptop does alright but with games like just cause 3 it falls behind
whether thats from the gigs of shit on it or actual lack of processing power is beyond me

And who the hell approved that? I don't recall a proposal like this crossing my PMs any time in the past month.

no... my ashy blacksmith babe

[Sl4cker]

i ask this question again
is the character limit increased
why is shadestyle submitting another character

[SOLDIER First]

its a merchant sheet which seems to be mechanically the same but functionally different

[IamanElfCollaborator]

I want to know why I, the person who is nominally supposed to be running half the show, was the last to find out.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

well, you weren't actually the last to find out

i was

[SOLDIER First]

elf you were asleep until like half an hour ago its most likely timezones

[IamanElfCollaborator]

SB, this is a new mechanic.

I should know before all of you. I haven't gotten ANYTHING about this. At all. This is literally the first thing I even found out about it.

[SOLDIER First]

fair enough, its 2 am and idek why i thought that made sense
anyway im gonna complete the sheet sometime but itll stay in my pms to me until we get this bidnasty sorted

[Empiricist]

SB, this is a new mechanic.

I should know before all of you. I haven't gotten ANYTHING about this. At all. This is literally the first thing I even found out about it.

It was first publically mentioned on Discord, and Sanure alluded to wanting to implement it. I guess Shade is a de-facto GM by this point. Not sure if the confirmation happens there as well, since I had to leave shortly after it being mentioned.

I have a feeling that someone thought that "IAmNotAnElfCollaborator" was you, seeing as last time I checked, they were kited as a GM on the Discord chat room, hence the lack of notification.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Alright. I said exactly what I was going to do if I was left out of decisions again.

If I'm going to be left out of important new mechanic discussion because I didn't happen to be on Discord (which I was unaware about because I was busy) at the time, I quit. If it's just a minor misunderstanding, fair enough, I'll stay.

Someone clarify the situation before I fuck up and do something stupid with my temper.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

tbh I'm not sure

I went into discord now and I saw this but otoh the context makes it seem like it was a joke? idk