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Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

Derp!

[USEC_OFFICER]

And in the meantime Motya is talking about how wonderful transhumanism is. Who needs a girlfriend when you're a two-meter tall, sexless monster?

[SOLDIER First]

you can say six feet Um, everyone?

[hector13]

It's closer to seven though, innit?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Except it's more like 6'6". Learn to metric system, scrub. Is everyone a two-meter tall, sexless monster? No? Then I don't see your point.

[SOLDIER First]

SO JUST SAY 6'6"?? Does everyone have a girlfriend? No? Then they need one.
Unless you aren't attracted to women, however that exception may occur.

[USEC_OFFICER]

And why should I? And why does everyone need a girlfriend and/or boyfriend (depending on their sexual preferences), hmmm? Even if you are a horrific monster like Motya?

[SOLDIER First]

Because I said so, obviously. My advice is sound and should be taken into consideration. So you don't die alone

[USEC_OFFICER]

In that case? Screw your advice. What about all of the friends that Motya has? What about their clinical immortality? The monster won't be dying by themselves anytime soon.

[SOLDIER First]

Good choice. You pass. Clinical immortality is useless against bullets and, unless you mean the group of PCs as Motya's friends, they have no friends with them.

[USEC_OFFICER]

That is why Motya has bullet-proof skin. It is listed right on their sheet, you know. And how can they die alone with all of the other PCs around them? Hmmm?

[hector13]

Bisnif exists. You may not die alone, but you'll die with everyone else...

[SOLDIER First]

Sorry, I mean getting murdered. Is that broad enough for you?
Also, I guess Motya can't literally die alone in the game without extenuating circumstances separating them from the group, but they can certainly die alone in terms of more-than-acquaintanceship as long as they keep up their... not pleasant overexplanation of things nobody really cares about.

[USEC_OFFICER]

You have read his personality description, haven't you? Asking Motya to not overexplain things or act normally is like asking the sun not to set. Completely impossible to fulfill.

[SOLDIER First]

Therefore it is unlikely he will move past "I know that guy, he's okay" with people unless he happens to find a common ground with someone.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Exactly.