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[Sprin]

Man Dwarves really are an elfs worse nightmare. Hehehehe fuck the damn elves.

[TheHossofMoss]

Am I the only one who uses Geese instead of Turkeys?

No, my friend Geese taste better to me... so force my taste upon my dwarfs. So much honking. Can you imagine the honking in the dark caves?

[steel jackal]

So ever since fruit was introduced and multi tile trees I haven't done any farming at all. I just zone three or four max size fruit picking zones assign a handful of herbalists and forget about food and booze. Dwarves bring in more fruit than I can ever use and there enough of a variety that i never  get bad thoughts for the same food over and over. with  a 80 dwarf fortress 4 years in i had 6000 food 3000 booze and had never farmed. Farmers go directly into the military.

*sets down the keg of dwarven rum and puts on glasses to make sure im reading this right*

hmm, seems my eyes arnt deceiving me...


trees have no use but being chopped down and turned into beds or barrels, or tying elves to, and then burning with magma

you need to be sacrificed to armok, you dirty elf

[cochramd]

No, my friend Geese taste better to me... so force my taste upon my dwarfs. So much honking. Can you imagine the honking in the dark caves?

Can't be worse than the elephant trumpeting in Boatmurdered.